User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.85/10

Total of 53 user ratings spread across 53 releases

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  5. 6
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  • Review Score:7
    K&L Dead Men; More lively than we were led to believe

    Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

    K&L Dead Men; More lively than we were led to believe

    we had low expectations. remember this coming out a while back and the whole controversy regarding it's score not living up to the hype. it looked decent from footage, but we never thought to get it given how poorly it w... Read Full Review

    3 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7

    Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

  • Rating:8

    Rome: Total War

  • Rating:6

    Prototype

  • Review Score:6
    Overpowered protagonist rampages in bland city. Clunky controls, weak story, and two dozen special moves you won't need.

    Prototype

    Overpowered protagonist rampages in bland city. Clunky controls, weak story, and two dozen special moves you won't need.

    Many of our criticisms of Assassin's Creed are applicable to Prototype. Graphics are great, weak story, targeting and controls problematic, and aside from the first few times you use special moves it all sort of becomes ... Read Full Review

    3 of 7 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5

    Empire: Total War (Special Forces Edition)

  • Review Score:5
    Loved Rome: Total War, but this installment Benedict Arnold-ed us.

    Empire: Total War

    Loved Rome: Total War, but this installment Benedict Arnold-ed us.

    If this game was anything like the American Revolutionary War our Founding Fathers should have just let Britain keep the colonies. Our system maybe has another year or two of optimum play left in it. The game looks ok... Read Full Review

    0 of 10 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Love the game, but not jumping on the Dragon Wagon with any Perfect 10s.

    Dragon Age: Origins (Collector's Edition)

    Love the game, but not jumping on the Dragon Wagon with any Perfect 10s.

    Still working away at the game. Probably half way through. Thing is we're conflicted about how to play the game so we end up starting from scratch half a dozen times once we realized we missed something or could have don... Read Full Review

    1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Tropico 3's Fidelismo Fun might not be revolutionary, but the bullets, bananas, and ballot boxes will keep you busy.

    Tropico 3

    Tropico 3's Fidelismo Fun might not be revolutionary, but the bullets, bananas, and ballot boxes will keep you busy.

    we love the style and premise of this game. definitely think it's an above average city builder-tourist tycoon-political strategy game. it's addictive, fun to look at, and has a fairly large re-playability factor. some p... Read Full Review

    4 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:7
    Survey says, "Decent."

    Family Feud

    Survey says, "Decent."

    we've never been a fan of the tv show. just wasn't our thing. imagine our surprise when we got down to playing this and it was pretty addictive. goes to show you that not everything is as it seems. single player has t... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    Risen? No, just stay down.

    Risen

    Risen? No, just stay down.

    our review deck sounds pretty harsh, but this is a harsh game. doesn't necessarily mean we don't like it, doesn't mean we'll stop playing it. the gamespot review gave it the bad first impression token, it's well earned. ... Read Full Review

    8 of 16 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:7
    Will trying to recreate the magic bullet give you all the bang for your buck?

    JFK Reloaded

    Will trying to recreate the magic bullet give you all the bang for your buck?

    Not much to this game. It's not really a game in the strictest sense. There's a score so we suppose it's game like. It's Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, Texas on Friday, November 22, 1963 at roughly twelve thirty. Yo... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    Yes? Yes we do like horny bunnies? 2

    Ecchi na Bunny-san wa Kirai? 2

    Yes? Yes we do like horny bunnies? 2

    not quite sure why gamespot has this game here but not family feud 2010. not sure exactly how to review this game. we found it and played it for a joke (you calling us a liar?!) and there isn't much too it. never play... Read Full Review

    3 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8

    The Sims 3

  • Review Score:8
    Once bitten by this time vampire you'll be lucky to have half the life your Sims are having.

    The Sims 3

    Once bitten by this time vampire you'll be lucky to have half the life your Sims are having.

    We'll skip trying to defend our masculinity and go right into what this game does. It's like all the others in the series, which means overly charming virtual doll house. We've sunk weeks and weeks into playing these ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:7
    Commentary: There are plenty of meatbags to eviscerate, but the story's vibroblade shows some wear, Master.

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - The Sith Lords

    Commentary: There are plenty of meatbags to eviscerate, but the story's vibroblade shows some wear, Master.

    Realized we never reviewed this game only after reinstalling it for the hundredth time. Just about everything that was said of the original Knights of the Old Republic is true here excluding a few minor things that dr... Read Full Review

    2 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

  • Review Score:8
    Somewhere... dada da da... beyond the sea...

    Dawn of Discovery

    Somewhere... dada da da... beyond the sea...

    This was our first time sailing this series so our point of reference are even further off course. This game seems to us to essentially be a Caesar IV, but a Caesar IV that works. With at least a thousand years differenc... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    I came, I saw, I wasted way too much time trying to get all the insulas and villas to evolve to their third level.

    Caesar IV

    I came, I saw, I wasted way too much time trying to get all the insulas and villas to evolve to their third level.

    This game is good. Think that's the most fair and unbiased thing we can say about it. We like the game, it appeals to that OCD city building and planning department director inside us. We dig the Roman thing, really dig ... Read Full Review

    2 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Politics, n:  [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]

    The Political Machine 2008

    Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]

    american politics... is kinda depressing, but fun when you're winning. we're working on our master's in the subject and though this is a caricature of the process, it's still pretty representative of its source. there... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    Yesterday's future that never came... until now.

    Fallout 3

    Yesterday's future that never came... until now.

    great game. faithful to the original in the most important respects. this is a phenomenal game. think it is unjustly put down by some of the die hard fallout fans. eh. we guess they wanted another fallout 1 or 2...... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Making the needle on the geiger counter dance after a good decade.

    Fallout 2

    Making the needle on the geiger counter dance after a good decade.

    ok... so we got this game in preparation for fallout 3. wanted some kind of frame of reference going into its sequel. we've heard about this game for a long long long while. noticed it browsing from time to time, but... Read Full Review

    2 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    It's just business as usual for your favorite crimson tied assassin.

    Hitman: Blood Money

    It's just business as usual for your favorite crimson tied assassin.

    playing catch up with some of our reviews. played this one when it came out. great game, solid. music is fantastic, not just the quality, but it really encapsulates the spirit of the game. sharp, edgy, suspenseful. vo... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    We like senseless vandalism and all, but this game could just as easily be painted over.

    Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure

    We like senseless vandalism and all, but this game could just as easily be painted over.

    as you can see, we haven't played this game all that much. we played a few levels worth and just sort of lost interest. graphics are alright. no worse than GTA III, not all that polished compared to the stuff coming o... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:6
    a hard to kill game worth it's weight in brains, but infected with starforce.

    Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse

    a hard to kill game worth it's weight in brains, but infected with starforce.

    we played this game a long while ago, never got around to writing a review for it. music, visuals, style, dialogue, jokes... all wonderful. price wasn't anything to brag about then, but now that the game has fallen... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:5
    If you're eternal we guess you have time to waste?

    Dracula: Origin

    If you're eternal we guess you have time to waste?

    we're trying hard not to be overly critical of this game. for starters we haven't finished the game yet... we just couldn't reserve judgment long enough. also know that much of what we take issue with in this game is pur... Read Full Review

    5 of 9 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:8
    Triumphantly re-affirming that Russians still make the best Terrorists.

    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

    Triumphantly re-affirming that Russians still make the best Terrorists.

    ...well they totally do. Retro-Red Scare is in this session. Know that'll offend the Middle Eastern terrorists, but hey, they had their 911 minutes of fame already... back to basics. What can we really say that h... Read Full Review

    0 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

  • Review Score:7
    Wars not make one great.

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

    Wars not make one great.

    This is the follow up in the Jedi Knight series and... ugh... frankly it isn't really an improvement over JKII: Outcast. Academy is sort of nerfed to appeal to a younger audience. Doesn't require much skill or strateg... Read Full Review

    1 of 5 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6

    Assassin's Creed

  • Review Score:6
    Assassins Mislead.

    Assassin's Creed: Director's Cut Edition

    Assassins Mislead.

    this game is big on the illusion of choice. if you're watching someone play the illusion remains unbroken, but get behind the wheel and it's shown as pretty shallow. not sure what we were expecting. we had low expecta... Read Full Review

    1 of 8 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:7
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Manhunt

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    we dig the concept. very dark, pretty original. the gta series borrows a lot from mob and gang movies, manhunt borrows a little more from horror and survivor films. very "the running man"... the game is entirely compr... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7

    Manhunt

  • Review Score:7
    Being a vampire in LA kinda sucks.

    Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

    Being a vampire in LA kinda sucks.

    Eh... V:TM: Bloodlines is a good game. It's pretty demanding though in the hardware department... and even the top end model doesn't make it look extremely impressive. The best thing Bloodline's graphic have going for... Read Full Review

    0 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    So clean, you could eat off it.

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    So clean, you could eat off it.

    We don't have to write a review for this game. Our stamp of approval really means nothing to this game. It's a great game. It's been out for a while already, just never got around to getting it until now. Others that hav... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:7
    Pretty much all they said it would be.

    Star Wars: Empire at War

    Pretty much all they said it would be.

    When people describe SW: Empire at War as an RTS meets Galactic Civilizations, that's about as accurate as it gets. They hyped this game as a Star Wars RTS, don't really know what more you can say other than that's exact... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9

    Team Fortress 2

  • Review Score:9
    The Team that Slays Together, Stays Together.

    Team Fortress 2

    The Team that Slays Together, Stays Together.

    yeah... we've been waiting for this game for years. big fan of the original and this sequel doesn't disappoint. it's actually a vast improvement over the original in graphics and gameplay. it's a simple enough game. l... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    When it comes to everything from Premise to Puzzles, Portal takes the cake.

    Portal

    When it comes to everything from Premise to Puzzles, Portal takes the cake.

    We're a big fan of the unwilling test subject genre. Waking up in a room without knowing what's going on, very reminiscent of Saw , Cube, and some of the Twilight Zone episodes. Added in with the mysterious Aperture Sci... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    If you judge games solely on replay value, KOTOR is the proverbial "it."

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

    If you judge games solely on replay value, KOTOR is the proverbial "it."

    Presumably if you were mildly interested enough to begin reading this review, you're considering purchasing it, pirating it, or praising it. My advice, if you haven't already played it, go out and buy it. It's a steal si... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful