User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.92/10

Total of 39 user reviews spread across 39 releases

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  • User Rating 7
    K&L Dead Men; More lively than we were led to believe

    Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

    Rated on September 28, 2010 by MichaelMorbid

    K&L Dead Men; More lively than we were led to believe

    we had low expectations. remember this coming out a while back and the whole controversy regarding it's score not living up to the hype. it looked decent from footage, but we never thought to get it g...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Overpowered protagonist rampages in bland city. Clunky controls, weak story, and two dozen special moves you won't need.

    Prototype

    Rated on March 11, 2010 by MichaelMorbid

    Overpowered protagonist rampages in bland city. Clunky controls, weak story, and two dozen special moves you won't need.

    Many of our criticisms of Assassin's Creed are applicable to Prototype. Graphics are great, weak story, targeting and controls problematic, and aside from the first few times you use special moves it ...

    3 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    Loved Rome: Total War, but this installment Benedict Arnold-ed us.

    Empire: Total War

    Rated on March 11, 2010 by MichaelMorbid

    Loved Rome: Total War, but this installment Benedict Arnold-ed us.

    If this game was anything like the American Revolutionary War our Founding Fathers should have just let Britain keep the colonies. Our system maybe has another year or two of optimum play left in i...

    0 out of 10 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Love the game, but not jumping on the Dragon Wagon with any Perfect 10s.

    Dragon Age: Origins (Collector's Edition)

    Rated on January 03, 2010 by MichaelMorbid

    Love the game, but not jumping on the Dragon Wagon with any Perfect 10s.

    Still working away at the game. Probably half way through. Thing is we're conflicted about how to play the game so we end up starting from scratch half a dozen times once we realized we missed somethi...

    1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Tropico 3's Fidelismo Fun might not be revolutionary, but the bullets, bananas, and ballot boxes will keep you busy.

    Tropico 3

    Rated on October 28, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Tropico 3's Fidelismo Fun might not be revolutionary, but the bullets, bananas, and ballot boxes will keep you busy.

    we love the style and premise of this game. definitely think it's an above average city builder-tourist tycoon-political strategy game. it's addictive, fun to look at, and has a fairly large re-playab...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Survey says, "Decent."

    Family Feud

    Rated on October 16, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Survey says, "Decent."

    we've never been a fan of the tv show. just wasn't our thing. imagine our surprise when we got down to playing this and it was pretty addictive. goes to show you that not everything is as it seems. ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Risen? No, just stay down.

    Risen

    Rated on October 16, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Risen? No, just stay down.

    our review deck sounds pretty harsh, but this is a harsh game. doesn't necessarily mean we don't like it, doesn't mean we'll stop playing it. the gamespot review gave it the bad first impression token...

    8 out of 16 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Will trying to recreate the magic bullet give you all the bang for your buck?

    JFK Reloaded

    Rated on October 09, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Will trying to recreate the magic bullet give you all the bang for your buck?

    Not much to this game. It's not really a game in the strictest sense. There's a score so we suppose it's game like. It's Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, Texas on Friday, November 22, 1963 at rough...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Yes? Yes we do like horny bunnies? 2

    Ecchi na Bunny-san wa Kirai? 2

    Rated on October 04, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Yes? Yes we do like horny bunnies? 2

    not quite sure why gamespot has this game here but not family feud 2010. not sure exactly how to review this game. we found it and played it for a joke (you calling us a liar?!) and there isn't muc...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Once bitten by this time vampire you'll be lucky to have half the life your Sims are having.

    The Sims 3

    Rated on September 28, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Once bitten by this time vampire you'll be lucky to have half the life your Sims are having.

    We'll skip trying to defend our masculinity and go right into what this game does. It's like all the others in the series, which means overly charming virtual doll house. We've sunk weeks and weeks...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Commentary: There are plenty of meatbags to eviscerate, but the story's vibroblade shows some wear, Master.

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

    Rated on September 28, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Commentary: There are plenty of meatbags to eviscerate, but the story's vibroblade shows some wear, Master.

    Realized we never reviewed this game only after reinstalling it for the hundredth time. Just about everything that was said of the original Knights of the Old Republic is true here excluding a few ...

    2 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Somewhere... dada da da... beyond the sea...

    Dawn of Discovery

    Rated on August 26, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Somewhere... dada da da... beyond the sea...

    This was our first time sailing this series so our point of reference are even further off course. This game seems to us to essentially be a Caesar IV, but a Caesar IV that works. With at least a thou...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    I came, I saw, I wasted way too much time trying to get all the insulas and villas to evolve to their third level.

    Caesar IV

    Rated on March 15, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    I came, I saw, I wasted way too much time trying to get all the insulas and villas to evolve to their third level.

    This game is good. Think that's the most fair and unbiased thing we can say about it. We like the game, it appeals to that OCD city building and planning department director inside us. We dig the Roma...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Politics, n:  [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]

    The Political Machine 2008

    Rated on March 15, 2009 by MichaelMorbid

    Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]

    american politics... is kinda depressing, but fun when you're winning. we're working on our master's in the subject and though this is a caricature of the process, it's still pretty representative of ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Yesterday's future that never came... until now.

    Fallout 3

    Rated on November 02, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Yesterday's future that never came... until now.

    great game. faithful to the original in the most important respects. this is a phenomenal game. think it is unjustly put down by some of the die hard fallout fans. eh. we guess they wanted anoth...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Making the needle on the geiger counter dance after a good decade.

    Fallout 2

    Rated on October 27, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Making the needle on the geiger counter dance after a good decade.

    ok... so we got this game in preparation for fallout 3. wanted some kind of frame of reference going into its sequel. we've heard about this game for a long long long while. noticed it browsing fr...

    2 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    It's just business as usual for your favorite crimson tied assassin.

    Hitman: Blood Money

    Rated on October 01, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    It's just business as usual for your favorite crimson tied assassin.

    playing catch up with some of our reviews. played this one when it came out. great game, solid. music is fantastic, not just the quality, but it really encapsulates the spirit of the game. sharp, e...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    We like senseless vandalism and all, but this game could just as easily be painted over.

    Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure

    Rated on October 01, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    We like senseless vandalism and all, but this game could just as easily be painted over.

    as you can see, we haven't played this game all that much. we played a few levels worth and just sort of lost interest. graphics are alright. no worse than GTA III, not all that polished compared t...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    a hard to kill game worth it's weight in brains, but infected with starforce.

    Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse

    Rated on September 27, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    a hard to kill game worth it's weight in brains, but infected with starforce.

    we played this game a long while ago, never got around to writing a review for it. music, visuals, style, dialogue, jokes... all wonderful. price wasn't anything to brag about then, but now that...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5
    If you're eternal we guess you have time to waste?

    Dracula: Origin

    Rated on June 16, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    If you're eternal we guess you have time to waste?

    we're trying hard not to be overly critical of this game. for starters we haven't finished the game yet... we just couldn't reserve judgment long enough. also know that much of what we take issue with...

    5 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Triumphantly re-affirming that Russians still make the best Terrorists.

    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

    Rated on May 21, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Triumphantly re-affirming that Russians still make the best Terrorists.

    ...well they totally do. Retro-Red Scare is in this session. Know that'll offend the Middle Eastern terrorists, but hey, they had their 911 minutes of fame already... back to basics. What can ...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Wars not make one great.

    Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

    Rated on May 05, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Wars not make one great.

    This is the follow up in the Jedi Knight series and... ugh... frankly it isn't really an improvement over JKII: Outcast. Academy is sort of nerfed to appeal to a younger audience. Doesn't require m...

    1 out of 5 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Assassins Mislead.

    Assassin's Creed: Director's Cut Edition

    Rated on May 05, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Assassins Mislead.

    this game is big on the illusion of choice. if you're watching someone play the illusion remains unbroken, but get behind the wheel and it's shown as pretty shallow. not sure what we were expecting...

    1 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Manhunt

    Rated on May 05, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    we dig the concept. very dark, pretty original. the gta series borrows a lot from mob and gang movies, manhunt borrows a little more from horror and survivor films. very "the running man"... the ga...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Being a vampire in LA kinda sucks.

    Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

    Rated on May 05, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Being a vampire in LA kinda sucks.

    Eh... V:TM: Bloodlines is a good game. It's pretty demanding though in the hardware department... and even the top end model doesn't make it look extremely impressive. The best thing Bloodline's gr...

    0 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    So clean, you could eat off it.

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Rated on May 04, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    So clean, you could eat off it.

    We don't have to write a review for this game. Our stamp of approval really means nothing to this game. It's a great game. It's been out for a while already, just never got around to getting it until ...

    1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Pretty much all they said it would be.

    Star Wars: Empire at War

    Rated on May 04, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Pretty much all they said it would be.

    When people describe SW: Empire at War as an RTS meets Galactic Civilizations, that's about as accurate as it gets. They hyped this game as a Star Wars RTS, don't really know what more you can say oth...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    The Team that Slays Together, Stays Together.

    Team Fortress 2

    Rated on May 03, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    The Team that Slays Together, Stays Together.

    yeah... we've been waiting for this game for years. big fan of the original and this sequel doesn't disappoint. it's actually a vast improvement over the original in graphics and gameplay. it's a s...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    When it comes to everything from Premise to Puzzles, Portal takes the cake.

    Portal

    Rated on April 13, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    When it comes to everything from Premise to Puzzles, Portal takes the cake.

    We're a big fan of the unwilling test subject genre. Waking up in a room without knowing what's going on, very reminiscent of Saw , Cube, and some of the Twilight Zone episodes. Added in with the mys...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    If you judge games solely on replay value, KOTOR is the proverbial "it."

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

    Rated on April 13, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    If you judge games solely on replay value, KOTOR is the proverbial "it."

    Presumably if you were mildly interested enough to begin reading this review, you're considering purchasing it, pirating it, or praising it. My advice, if you haven't already played it, go out and buy...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Thine angst filled vampire soul is overwrought by point & click, hack & slash, linear gameplay.

    Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption

    Rated on April 13, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Thine angst filled vampire soul is overwrought by point & click, hack & slash, linear gameplay.

    yeah yeah yeah. we know everyone loves this game. they love it for its license, the vampire masquerade theme makes this game. if it weren't for the vampire deal and the story, this game wouldn't recei...

    1 out of 6 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Wasting one's life never felt so right...

    Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

    Rated on April 04, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Wasting one's life never felt so right...

    I played this game way back when, but had to write a review for it. It is just that good. Since it's dated I felt I couldn't give it as good a graphics rating as I would have liked, but it isn't too b...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    take our advice on gangsters 2: vendetta, fugetaboutit.

    Gangsters 2

    Rated on March 26, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    take our advice on gangsters 2: vendetta, fugetaboutit.

    this really shouldn't have been released as a sequel to gangsters: organized crime because it bares only some of the shortfall of the original as its resemblance. pretty tedious. additionally it...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    sticks on you like cement shoes.

    Gangsters

    Rated on March 26, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    sticks on you like cement shoes.

    played this game way back when. it's a fun game. a little on the tedious side. a little on the difficult side. this game must be bargain bin by now. it'd be worth checking out. only complaint...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 3
    a game which provokes the question, maybe the soviets had it right after all?

    Republic: The Revolution

    Rated on March 26, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    a game which provokes the question, maybe the soviets had it right after all?

    we like this game. we do. then we hate it. we hate it so much. it's not a bad game... it's just not polished. we absolutely love the concept. the political strategy game genre is comprised of a han...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    Orange you glad we didn't say Banana?

    The Orange Box

    Rated on January 30, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Orange you glad we didn't say Banana?

    Do you really need to read our opinion on this? Look at it. Just look at it. Everyone loves the set to death. Everyone plays the set to death. A stack of games, well worth the price twice over, ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

    Evil Genius

    Rated on January 08, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

    Great game... tedious... painfully painfully tedious... but a great game. This game teaches some important lessons about being an evil genius. Firstly that patience is key. Being a third rate despo...

    8 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    If you've been to Oblivion, have to see what's shakin' in the Shivering Isles.

    The Elder Scrolls IV: Shivering Isles

    Rated on January 07, 2008 by MichaelMorbid

    If you've been to Oblivion, have to see what's shakin' in the Shivering Isles.

    What can be said that hasn't already? Top notch expansion to an already top notch game. All the good things that were said about Oblivion's gameplay are identical here. New places, faces, and en...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 2.2
    Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided... and by divided, I mean broken... lame...

    Star Wars Galaxies: Starter Kit

    Rated on March 16, 2006 by MichaelMorbid

    Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided... and by divided, I mean broken... lame...

    I didn't have high hopes for this game to start with. I had read good and bad reviews for it before they changed it. I tried the 10 day trial thinking, "Well, it can't be all that bad." And somewhere ...

    7 out of 7 found this review helpful.