pspitus - Jet E. Evil
Red - Red
Dragon - Michael
Slyfur - Squirrel
Desulated - Leon
Aidan - Aidan
Courtney - Courtney
Twilight - Nicole
Stalpno - Ben
The mysterious, well dressed man finally spoke up and said, "Hello, I am Jet E. Evil, real estate agent." He reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out 5 business cards. "Here's my card." He handed one out to everyone, except Courtney who was still sleeping.
"Hey, I'm Red," the teen said.
"Oh and Michael is in the helicopter, still sleeping." Jet said.
"So are they your...sons?" Squirrel said, confused.
"What!? Do I look old enough to be their dad? I'm cool, I still hang out with the youth." Jet said.
"I'm just in it for the money," Red said, quiet enough that only Squirrel heard him.
"So umm...Jet...what are you doing here?" Leon said, also confused.
"Why I was on my way to a business trip to Denver, when Red here had to go to the bathroom, so we landed on this convenient plateau," Jet said, "Oh, and please call me Mr. Evil." Aidan let out a snort, trying to hold back laughter.
Suddenly Courtney's eyes opened wide.
"IT'S COMING!" she shouted in fear.
"What's coming?" Nicole asked, worried.
"THE MAN BEHIND THE CYBORGS! He is coming right now with a secret weapon!" Courtney shouted.
"Calm down, it was just a nightmare." Nicole said, consolingly.
"No, it was a vision." Courtney said.
"Are you sur-" Nicole was cut off. She saw an odd metal ball out in the distance getting closer every second. Leon looked over, apparently he had seen it too. "We need to act fast." Nicole said, "Fighting stances people." Courtney, Nicole, Aidan, and Leon got ready for a fight, everyone else stared in disbelief.
"Is there something I don't know about?" Squirrel said as her friends took out an assortment of weapons. She couldn't remember anything from when she was a cyborg. Suddenly the odd ball was there. It touched down on the plateau, lightly. It opened and a man got out. Squirrel screamed, she didn't know why. Ben did too, which was even odder.
"Who are you?" Nicole asked. Suddenly the man took out a gun.
"PROTECT!" Courtney shouted, no one was getting hurt while as long as she was alive. "AWAY!" she shouted and all the people who couldn't fight were teleported back to their home town. The ball suddenly closed back up, grew arms, legs, a head, and some nasty cannons.
"Who I am is not important, but he-he is your last sight," the man said with a little chuckle toward the end. The man jumped into the air, then he was gone.
"Did that dude seriously just disappear?" Aidan asked. Leon shot a bright beam of energy at the ball thing, but it was suddenly shot back. The ball had taken out a mirror last second and reflected it.
"I don't think I have anything left in me," Courtney said. She looked pretty drowsy, like she might nod off right there. Suddenly the ball thing retracted it's arms, legs, and weapons and rolled right into Courtney. She fell right off the plateau. The distant shout of, "PROTECT!" was heard as she fell 10,000 feet.
"How did that thing break through Courtney's original spell like it was nothing?" Nicole said, dodging the ball thing as it tryed to ram into her. Nicole felt that if she hit it in its appendages, when they were out, it might do the trick. Suddenly, as it was rolling, the ball thing let out a cannon and shot it. It hit Leon right in the chest. He also flew right off the plateau.
"OH MY GOD!" Aidan shouted. The cannon shot at him, but Aidan jumped out of the way. Nicole was much too agile to get hit, she continued dodging no problem, then she struck. A searing cut broke the cannon right off the ball, unfortunatelythe thing seemed to grow another one out of no where. Now a laser had popped out of it's other side, which shot at Aidan. Aidan held his sword aloft and reflected it right back at it. The ball held out a mirror, but this time the laser flew at Nicole, who had just jumped into the air to dodge another cannon shot. The laser hit her right in the head. Nicole was knocked out. Aidan was scared as hell, everyone was out, but him. Then suddenly courage set in. His eyes turned a strange color of red. The sky went dark.
"APOCALYPSE!" Aidan flew at the ball at an insane velocity, then slashed the thing like crazy in every direction over a time of about 20 seconds, then the ball thing exploded in every direction. The shrapnel simply flew around Aidan like an invisible forcefield was preventing damage. The sky went back to normal and so did Aidan's eyes.
"WHAT THE CRAP!" Squirrel shouted in frustration after being sent back to crappy old, small town, Woods Cross, "WHAT THE HELL TOLD COURTNEY THAT I DIDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION! I CAN FIGHT JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OF THE-" then suddenly Squirrel realized that Courtney had just teleported them, "How the..." then Squirrel was simply lost in thought.
"Oh no! I can't miss my business trip to Denver!" Mr. Evil shouted, pulling his hair in frustration.
"Mr. Evil, where are we?" Michael said, looking around.
"Some god forsaken small town in...what state is this?" Mr. Evil said.
"It's-" Ben began.
"Oh I don't have time for that rubbish," Mr. Evil said, "RED! Twitter all my co-workers and tell them I'll be late."
"Whatever," Red said pulling out a cell phone and fulfilling Mr. Evil's commands.
"So umm...Mr. Evil?" Fur almost laughed when she said the name, "What is your business trip about?"
"REAL ESTATE, REAL ESTATE, REAL ESTATE!" Mr. Evil shouted, "What else would it be about?!"
"Don't. Shout. At. ME!" Fur said with a glare.
"Who wants coffee!?" Ben said, to distract everyone. Michael raised his hand and Mr. Evil gave a grunt.
FIRST OFF! I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM A HE AND THAT MAR IN MARRIUM IS PRONOUNCED LIKE BAR, BUT WITH AN M THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :x
In other news, scientists have found that 99% of goldfish go their entire life without seeing the sun (I totally just made that up.)
So anyways, I would just like to say that these are unions you should join. The Forum Games Union, The Catz Clan Union, The Aidan McKenzie Fanclub, and The Magical Cafe. We form an alliance...in my mind...we're The Forum Catz Fanclub Cafe. *puts on monocle* indeed. Thanks to all mah readers. :D
EDIT: Oh and I didn't skip a page, I accidentally did the same page number twice a long time back.