@bledsoe45sbc In that order?

@SPCLong We're a schizophrenic bunch.

First of all, unhappy ending was simply a funny pun on happy ending of the sexual innuendo sort. I thought it was funny, mostly because I'm dumb. Second of all, I haven't finished the game yet, and I'm limiting myself to the parts I've played, which is to say, the first 10 hours. Third of all, regarding the ending, someone else here has taken up that call. My article simply went up first.

@wolfyrabbit People in El Salvador, mostly.

@krazken Yeah, that would be a useful stat. Unfortunately, our analytics folks weren't doing this kind of study back then.

@aajep $300 for the 3G model, $250 for the Wi-Fi model.

@Echofoxz It is indeed. One of them, at least.

@eiji1 Yeah, that one wasn't definitely a Staff Special.

@everyone All saying I forgot Resistance 3 are clearly insane... as soon as GameSpot's servers clear cache...

For the record, this op-ed is in no way related to April 1.