Famous for cluttering comment and forum pages with mindless sprawling literature of minimal merit, with their best efforts often accumulating as impassable blocks of text or text walls. Often retaliating to 3rd party opinion with various free rights and freedom of speech violation claims, the intent of these trolls may be purer than first meets the eye, but they may be fearfully out of touch with their target audience.
'Wall 'o' Text':because paragraphs are for noobs.
Famous for complaining about review scores, unable to justify their own opinions or enjoy things for what they are, eeyores live in a state of virtual limbo, stuck between narrow minded expectations of how they wish things would be and the wall of hate they receive from the more optimistic and balanced of the community. A sad existence indeed.
'This game NEEDED 11 10's, Gamespot sucks.'
A MENACE TO SOCIETY. APPARENTLY CAPABLE OF USING 10000S OF COMPUTERS AT THE SAME TIME USING MANY DIFFERENT PSEUDONYMS DESPITE HAVING LIMITED COGNITIVE ABILITIES AND THE AID OF ONLY SINGLE SYLLABLE INSULTS.
MAH CANNUN *****.
Sh*t snipers (or SS)
Long range text-turd flingers rather than ropey marksmen, sh*t snipers are known for their immense personal targeting abilities (despite poor vantage offered from hiding behind computers in their parents basement).
Also famous for their fascist sympathies, sh*t snipers target individuals for their belief systems, ideologies and occasionally racial or specific geographical origins before trying to enforce their unshakeable and often detestable beliefs on others in a low stooping and persistent manner.
'OPEN': What true warriors strive for.
The troll troller
Troll turned troll slayer, troll trollers are known for their wit, impressive use of irony and ability to leave less skilled trolls in a state of keyboard psychosis without needing to have the final word. Whilst they could be mistaken for white knights amongst keyboard warriors, approaching such individuals with any words of praise is not advised as doing so may result in character assassination or in the very least an abrasive case of burn.
Life lesson: trolling a troll still makes you a troll.