Total of 10 user reviews spread across 10 releases
Tiny Toon Adventures
"we're all a little looney"<br /> <br /> "one for the kids"<br /> <br /> "blast from the past"
Tiny Toon Adventures: Bab's Big Break for the original Gameboy is probably one of the best games based around Tiny Toons I've ever played. It controls a little better than the NES version. If gameboy ...
Super Mario Advance
<br /> 'wha' happen?!?!'<br /> <br /> 'watch out for bombs!'<br /> <br /> 'i got a weewl wed wagon'<br /> <br />
Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros. 2 Review: 9/10 "mad turnip-slinging skilz" "tearin' it up, with Princess Peach" It was a long road for Super Mario bros. 2 from it's creation as doki dok...
Super Princess Peach
'Fun times, with my emotions'<br /> your "dirty little secret" (I WONT TELL)<br /> 'stay back, I've got an umbrella!'
Super Princess Peach marks the very first game starring Mario's oft-endangered love interest. This time the tables are turned, as Mario is now kidnapped, and only Peach can rescue him! Hold on to your...
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne
*crunch* *munch*<br /> <br /> 'Skull-tacular'<br /> *crunch*<br /> <br /> 'A BATTLE AMONG GODS''epic, dark romp'<br
THIS REVIEWER, IS BIASED TOWARDS ALL THE DIETIES IN THIS GAME. Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, the 3rd game in the overall shin megami tensei series, and first game both on PS2, and first game of th...
Akumajou Dracula: Circle of the Moon
"pizza, dude"<br /> <br /> "totaly tubular"<br /> <br /> if you like 2D, this game is for you. "radical"
"far out" Coming into this game out of Symphony of the Night as a sort of 'yard stick' of castlevania games, i.e. the obvious gold standard when it comes to this type of thing, LORD COSMOS would co...
Super Mario Advance 2
Superior, in every way. "The real deal".
LORD COSMOS' Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World Review COMMENCING NOW: 10/10 A+(+) Superior 2D platforming, charming, innovative, fun on every level. Full of secrets, challenge. This wa...
Wario Ware, Inc: Minigame Mania
LORDCOSMOS' WARIOWARE REVIEW:<br /> "out with the old, in with the nuhhhh"<br />
ON WITH IT LORD COSMOS' WARIOWARE REVIEW COMMENCING NOW: "warioware is a game for the ages" Warioware is a simple concept; wario, mario's drunken theiving scheming doppelganger/nemesis, has...
LORD COSMOS' MASS EFFECT REVIEW: <br /> <br /> ENOUGH WITH SCI-FI, LET'S ALL SCI-FA<br /> <br /> 9/10
LORD COSMOS was anticipating mass effect for 8 of your earth years or so. Let us simply say, it was well worth the wait, even if there are subtle blemishes peppered throughout. So sit back, gnosh on s...
Action-RPG Dungeon Crawling cinematic late PS-era dreamy goodness
I finished Vagrant Story about a week ago, and came away completely and utterly impressed, yet i have the nagging sensation i don't know "what's really going on" with the storyline here. In lieu of ru...
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Joseph Campbell loves this game, and you should too, you horsefaced dweeb!
This game is basically superior to just about any other game i can think of. Though the graphics are somewhat dated by todays high standards, the entire game has a certain air of quality and attention...