User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 9/10

Total of 14 user ratings spread across 14 releases

  1. 10
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  2. 9
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  3. 8
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  • Review Score:7.5
    "we're all a little looney"<br />
<br />
"one for the kids"<br />
<br />
"blast from the past"

    Tiny Toon Adventures

    "we're all a little looney"<br /> <br /> "one for the kids"<br /> <br /> "blast from the past"

    Tiny Toon Adventures: Bab's Big Break for the original Gameboy is probably one of the best games based around Tiny Toons I've ever played. It controls a little better than the NES version. If gameboy games are your thing... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.5

    Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break

  • Review Score:9
    <br />
'wha' happen?!?!'<br />
<br />
'watch out for bombs!'<br />
<br />
'i got a weewl wed wagon'<br />
<br />

    Super Mario Advance

    <br /> 'wha' happen?!?!'<br /> <br /> 'watch out for bombs!'<br /> <br /> 'i got a weewl wed wagon'<br /> <br />

    Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros. 2 Review: 9/10 "mad turnip-slinging skilz" "tearin' it up, with Princess Peach" It was a long road for Super Mario bros. 2 from it's creation as doki doki panic and subseque... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9

    Super Mario Advance

  • Review Score:7.5
    'Fun times, with my emotions'<br />
your "dirty little secret" (I WONT TELL)<br />
'stay back, I've got an umbrella!'

    Super Princess Peach

    'Fun times, with my emotions'<br /> your "dirty little secret" (I WONT TELL)<br /> 'stay back, I've got an umbrella!'

    Super Princess Peach marks the very first game starring Mario's oft-endangered love interest. This time the tables are turned, as Mario is now kidnapped, and only Peach can rescue him! Hold on to your shirts, gamers, pre... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    *crunch* *munch*<br />
<br />
'Skull-tacular'<br />
*crunch*<br />
<br />
'A BATTLE AMONG GODS''epic, dark romp'<br

    Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne

    *crunch* *munch*<br /> <br /> 'Skull-tacular'<br /> *crunch*<br /> <br /> 'A BATTLE AMONG GODS''epic, dark romp'<br

    THIS REVIEWER, IS BIASED TOWARDS ALL THE DIETIES IN THIS GAME. Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, the 3rd game in the overall shin megami tensei series, and first game both on PS2, and first game of the proper shin megami... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9

    Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

  • Review Score:9.5
    "pizza, dude"<br />
<br />
"totaly tubular"<br />
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if you like 2D, this game is for you. "radical"

    Akumajou Dracula: Circle of the Moon

    "pizza, dude"<br /> <br /> "totaly tubular"<br /> <br /> if you like 2D, this game is for you. "radical"

    "far out" Coming into this game out of Symphony of the Night as a sort of 'yard stick' of castlevania games, i.e. the obvious gold standard when it comes to this type of thing, LORD COSMOS would confide that Circle of... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:10
    Superior, in every way. "The real deal".

    Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2

    Superior, in every way. "The real deal".

    LORD COSMOS' Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World Review COMMENCING NOW: 10/10 A+(+) Superior 2D platforming, charming, innovative, fun on every level. Full of secrets, challenge. This was a game for an era,... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.5

    WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

  • Review Score:9.5
    LORDCOSMOS' WARIOWARE REVIEW:<br />
"out with the old, in with the nuhhhh"<br />

    Wario Ware, Inc: Minigame Mania

    LORDCOSMOS' WARIOWARE REVIEW:<br /> "out with the old, in with the nuhhhh"<br />

    ON WITH IT LORD COSMOS' WARIOWARE REVIEW COMMENCING NOW: "warioware is a game for the ages" Warioware is a simple concept; wario, mario's drunken theiving scheming doppelganger/nemesis, has decided to scam the... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:9
    LORD COSMOS' MASS EFFECT REVIEW: <br />
<br />
ENOUGH WITH SCI-FI, LET'S ALL SCI-FA<br />
<br />
9/10

    Mass Effect

    LORD COSMOS' MASS EFFECT REVIEW: <br /> <br /> ENOUGH WITH SCI-FI, LET'S ALL SCI-FA<br /> <br /> 9/10

    LORD COSMOS was anticipating mass effect for 8 of your earth years or so. Let us simply say, it was well worth the wait, even if there are subtle blemishes peppered throughout. So sit back, gnosh on some 'corn, lets get ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:10
    Action-RPG Dungeon Crawling cinematic late PS-era dreamy goodness

    Vagrant Story

    Action-RPG Dungeon Crawling cinematic late PS-era dreamy goodness

    I finished Vagrant Story about a week ago, and came away completely and utterly impressed, yet i have the nagging sensation i don't know "what's really going on" with the storyline here. In lieu of ruining things for you... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:10
    Joseph Campbell loves this game, and you should too, you horsefaced dweeb!

    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

    Joseph Campbell loves this game, and you should too, you horsefaced dweeb!

    This game is basically superior to just about any other game i can think of. Though the graphics are somewhat dated by todays high standards, the entire game has a certain air of quality and attention to detail that was ... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful