well, its been a damn long time since ive posted anything new in here, and i bet that all 3 of you, my loyal readers, have been woundering WTF has been going on. well, here it goes. today i got my tonsils taken out. i arrived at the hospital at roughly 8:04 AM and had to sign a few papers. i handed them back to the nurse and she said that they would get me into surgery fast, and that i had to take off my jewelry. i had already taken my 3 earrings, and eyebrow ring out at home, so all i had left to take off was my chain necklace with my girlfriends highschool ring on it, and my watch. no soon as i turned around, i heard "Duane Bowen, we're ready". DAAAMN. thats fast. i hadn't even tooken off my necklace. i wasnt really nervous or anything, wich is weird. when i got my eyebrow pierced i was shaking badly. and that didnt even hurt. they got me ready, asked me a few things before i got into my medical gown (wich i looked dead sexy in....wait a minute. im a guy......i looked uber sexy, no doubt about it) and was led into (i guess its called this) the prep room. the nurses and doctor asked me some more questions about if im feeling sick, when was the last time i had anything to eat or drink, ect. ect. ect. (normal Doc. stuff). next they hooked the IV into the back of my hand and fed some kind of liquid into it. they said it was to keep me hydrated (clear gatoraid??? lol), and the male nurse (who looked a little like the "wax on, wax off" karate master from The Karate Kid) undid the breaks from the recliner like chair i was in (oh yeah, they put warm blankets on me. they were nice.....and warm) and wheeled me into the surgery room. im not used to having wheel me around, but it was....amusing to say the least. kind of like being a little kid (height wise) and floating everywere. it was like a dream in a way. they hooked something else into my IV, and noticed i had green hair. green hair is always a subject starter!!! ive had green hair since about october because i told most of the people on over nights at my work, that i was going to do it for halloween (i dyed it green my last day of work, then for the next 2-2 1/2 days, we went to st louis to go to six flags, grants farm, and the st louis zoo. it was a kickass weekend) and then for Xmas i dyed it green again, but with little red dots (to represent a tree and christmas bulbs). its fading out a little. everyone at work as agreed that i should dye it red/pink/and or purple for valintines day. anyway, they put a little cap on my head, and not that long after them asking about my hair, i was OUT!!! the next thing i know, i was in the recovery room, my throat numb and weird feeling, and my mom in the chair next to me. i chewed some ice cubes, and drank a little water, and was cleared to go home. i dont know what time it was, i was still 'buzzin' from the medicine. when we get down the road to our house, i feel the sudden urge to burp. i do so, and feel a little extra 'somthing' trying to make its way up. i told my mom to hurry up and pull the car in the drive way, but she had the bright idea of pulling past the drive way to back in. i mustered up the word "STOP", flung open the car door and puked 3 times. i pulled the door to me (incase i had to make a quick open) and she SLOWLY backed in. i flung the door open again, and puked up nothing but bright red blood this time. in a way, i was kind of happy, because im a huge wrestling fan, and have always dreamed of somthing like this happening, but ive always imagined it to be infront of 30,000 people, and not in the drive way to a 'lesser' audience. not only that i knew that everything was running its course, and was at the begining road of recovery. well, i got inside, coughed up some more blood (the doc said that was to be expected) and layed down. the medicine started to wear off about the time my mom left to go get my prescription. i tried to go to sleep but everytime i did, suliva started to build up and i needed to swallow (OUCH!!!!!). i was dead tired, but i finaly got a little bit of sleep. i kept waking up though, because i either needed to cough and spit, or drink a litte water because my throat was getting dry. its now almost 2:30 PM, and i still feel kind sore. i disolved my pill in a spoon of water and am taking them that way for now. i get to take my next one at 5:40 PM. i still feel tired and sore right now (as im typing this, when i swallow, i can literally feel my uvula (little fleshy thing that hangs in the back of your throat) hanging down, and i can brush up against my stictches. thats gonna feel really great once all of the pain medicine wears off. one cool thing about it is, is that i get a mini vacation (if you can really call it a "vacation") from work. Tuesday, Wensday Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and i go back Tuesday. Thur. and Fri. are my usual days off though, but that leaves me with 5 work days off. my checks going to be a week short ......that blows. but i get paid every 2 weeks, and my upcoming check (that has no missed days on it, because of the way the pay days start/end are) is this thursday. HURRAY. oh yeah, i get my birthday off too. it lands on a thursday, but its not for another month. well,thats about all the exciting stuff that has happend since my last post. well........BOOTY GALORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats it for now, untill somthing new or exciting happens....Love, Peace, and ANAL GREASE!!!!! fo sheezy, ow...i need my medicine. DAMN YOU 5:40 PM, DAAAAAMMMNNNN YYOOOOUUUU!!!!