User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 8.39/10

Total of 9 user reviews spread across 9 releases

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  • User Rating:8
    Can story carry gameplay?

    Spec Ops: The Line

    Can story carry gameplay?

    The life of Spec Ops: The Line is a somewhat interesting one. When it first surfaced, it sounded like a sequel or perhaps expansion to the most generic 1st or 3rd person shooter (with light tactical elements) imaginable... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:7.5
    A "pretend review" of a "pretend fighting game".

    WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2007

    A "pretend review" of a "pretend fighting game".

    I didn't buy this game - I really didn't! Well, I DID, but I really didn't mean to... Ok, let me tell you the unlikely story of how this game came in my possesion, hopefully you'll understand... So, there I was at my loc... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8.5
    Are you troubled by the lack of in-your-faceness in recent games? Then this should be right up your alley.

    Condemned: Criminal Origins

    Are you troubled by the lack of in-your-faceness in recent games? Then this should be right up your alley.

    Designer1: So I met a homeless crack-addict on my way over here today... Designer2: Oh yeah? Designer1: Yeah.. and though I ended up tossing him a quarter a part of me just wanted to bash his face in with 2-by-4. A... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8.5
    War, yeah, good God, what is it good for? - Absolutely something!

    Call of Duty 3

    War, yeah, good God, what is it good for? - Absolutely something!

    Movies, books, songs, videogames - we know it's wrong and silly but apparently we just can't get enough of the damn thing. Humans are deeply fascinated by war in one form or the other. Is it the danger? The intensity? Th... Read Full Review

    2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:7.5
    So Ghost Recon and Ring had a child eh? Sock it to me!

    F.E.A.R.

    So Ghost Recon and Ring had a child eh? Sock it to me!

    Now, I know this game was a complete showstopper a few years ago. I even think it won some awards. So why was the first word out of my mouth when I completed this thing: "Meh.."? Let's delve deeper shall we? F... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8.5
    Boobs and bouts -- finally together... again.

    Dead or Alive 4 (Platinum Hits)

    Boobs and bouts -- finally together... again.

    Team Ninja dude1: You know what I really like? Team Ninja dude2: What? Team Ninja dude1: Boobs. Team Ninja dude2: Who doesn't? Team Ninja dude1: I swear - it's the reason I even get up in the morning. I think... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9
    It's a game about nothing. It's a game about life.

    Animal Crossing: Wild World

    It's a game about nothing. It's a game about life.

    To properly explain the concept behind the Animal Crossing franchise is rather difficult. Especially if you wanna explain what's so good about it. So without further ado - I bring you the dramatization of the Creation of... Read Full Review

    2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:9.5
    The definition of ass-kickage!

    Gears of War

    The definition of ass-kickage!

    This game kicks ass and I believe the story behind this celebration of rectal punishment goes a lil' something like this: One day Cliffy B woke up and thought: "I want to make a game all about kicking ass". ... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • User Rating:8.5
    With a few friends... This is INTENSE.

    Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis

    With a few friends... This is INTENSE.

    For a company known for hyper-violent and downright dirty games, suddenly throwing a game at us - devoted to one of the least coolest sports around - seems like an odd choice. Even odder is it, that they actually manage ... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful