Total of 9 user reviews spread across 9 releases
Spec Ops: The Line
Can story carry gameplay?
The life of Spec Ops: The Line is a somewhat interesting one. When it first surfaced, it sounded like a sequel or perhaps expansion to the most generic 1st or 3rd person shooter (with light tactical ...
WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2007
A "pretend review" of a "pretend fighting game".
I didn't buy this game - I really didn't! Well, I DID, but I really didn't mean to... Ok, let me tell you the unlikely story of how this game came in my possesion, hopefully you'll understand... So, t...
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Are you troubled by the lack of in-your-faceness in recent games? Then this should be right up your alley.
Designer1: So I met a homeless crack-addict on my way over here today... Designer2: Oh yeah? Designer1: Yeah.. and though I ended up tossing him a quarter a part of me just wanted to bash his fa...
Call of Duty 3
War, yeah, good God, what is it good for? - Absolutely something!
Movies, books, songs, videogames - we know it's wrong and silly but apparently we just can't get enough of the damn thing. Humans are deeply fascinated by war in one form or the other. Is it the dange...
So Ghost Recon and Ring had a child eh? Sock it to me!
Now, I know this game was a complete showstopper a few years ago. I even think it won some awards. So why was the first word out of my mouth when I completed this thing: "Meh.."? Let's delv...
Dead or Alive 4 (Platinum Hits)
Boobs and bouts -- finally together... again.
Team Ninja dude1: You know what I really like? Team Ninja dude2: What? Team Ninja dude1: Boobs. Team Ninja dude2: Who doesn't? Team Ninja dude1: I swear - it's the reason I even get up in ...
Animal Crossing: Wild World
It's a game about nothing. It's a game about life.
To properly explain the concept behind the Animal Crossing franchise is rather difficult. Especially if you wanna explain what's so good about it. So without further ado - I bring you the dramatizatio...
Gears of War
The definition of ass-kickage!
This game kicks ass and I believe the story behind this celebration of rectal punishment goes a lil' something like this: One day Cliffy B woke up and thought: "I want to make a game all about...
Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis
With a few friends... This is INTENSE.
For a company known for hyper-violent and downright dirty games, suddenly throwing a game at us - devoted to one of the least coolest sports around - seems like an odd choice. Even odder is it, that t...