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Holy Crap!!

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What happened? I'm in this strange translucent polycarbonate box in the basement of a house somewhere in Eastern Europe. I woke up here about 3 days ago...but with the lack of light and sufficient oxygen that could be off by a week or two.

The guy who's been delivering this soggy bread in a pewter dish said the only way that I will be allowed to leave this place with all my fingers and toes was to post a new blog on Gamespot. Luckily, I told him, that I have an account there but haven't posted a blog for a while. He smiled grimly and kicked my plate over.

Hopefully I'll make it back home by Thanksgiving. I also hope that they still have my pants.

I've moved!!

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I've moved into my new apartment.

A couple points of interest:

It's slightly larger than my body...

It smells of fresh paint and modelling clay...

I have 25 square inches of counter space...

The sink is loose slightly...

I could take a bath, but only if I remained in the fetal position the whole time...

It's actually quite the perfect size for one person. Not very much to clean, and I can't gain too many new possessions because I'd have no place for them.

I'm back, but for better or worse?

I'm moving!!

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I'll be moving into a shiny new apartment at the end of this week. It's located about half a block from Symphony Hall in Boston. If you're ever in the area stop by...I can always whip up some tacos quick.

But seriously, if I see anyone stalking me I'm calling the police.

I think I'm getting too old...

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I went to a ska show last week on Wednesday at the Avalon Ballroom in Boston. Against All Authority, Streetlight Manifesto, Less than Jake and Reel Big Fish were all terrific. But I came to a conclusion while I was there that I might be getting to old to go to these shows anymore. Being 23, and seeing all these 14 year old wearing obscure band shirts that they found the week before and acting in complete disregard for the other people there, began to get me thinking about this.

Don't get me wrong. The best part of rock shows in the energy of the crowd. But lame antics like just standing straight up and leaning on people until they push you, and then falling on other people, and on and on is stupid.

I now submit this list:

Don't try to prove your knowledge of the genre by displaying the aforementioned band t-shirts. It makes you look like you are trying to hard.

Please DO shower beforehand.

Girls, please DO keep your hair out of my face when you stand in front of me. It doesn't taste good.

Guys, please DO keep your shirt on. Sweaty bodies rubbing on me make me queasy.

Don't get drunk and scream your friends' names repeatedly between bands' sets...or during them, for that matter.

Don't try to hand me pamphlets for your lame cover band. I don't care.

Please, again, DO shower beforehand.

Come for the music, not for the moshing, skanking, circle pits, etc.

Say phrases like, "Excuse me." to communicate that you'd like to move around me. Instead of pushing.

Don't get mad when your precious girlfriend gets her foot stomped on. It happens.

Don't scream songs for the band to play. Unless they ask.

Don't start moshing/skanking/being annoying around people who have clearly made it apparent that they don't want to participate in such activities by moving away from the others...doing such actions.

Do have fun...but not at the expense of others'.

Again...shower. And slather on some deoderant while you're at it.

Then again...maybe rowdy live shows aren't for me anymore.

In other news...the sun recently attacked me with its ultraviolet rays. I'm not dead, but I do seem to have acquired a reddish hue on my face, arms, and legs. Weird.

Feelings!!

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You know that feeling you get when you almost knock something breakable/expensive off a high shelf?

Your whole body starts sweating at once and you get a pit in your stomach?

I got that feeling today. Maybe I will elaborate later.

Or maybe I won't. You have no power over me.

Yes, you.

I am not lying about any of this!!

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I bought a new fan.

I read a magazine cover to cover.

I ate a whole pizza myself

I caught some rainbow trout.

I worked a lot.

I shot an 85 for 18 holes of golf.

I didn't see any movies in the theater.

I swam in the ocean all by myself, in front of a beach full of people.

I mowed a lawn.

All in the last month.

*applause*

I lost my blog!!

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I lost my blog a few weeks back.  I checked everywhere for it, and I couldn't find it.

I looked in my car's trunk.

I looked in my closets.

I looked in my mailbox.

I even looked under the pepperoni on my pizza last week.

Well, I finally found it.  It was hiding under my alarm clock.  That rascal. 

Nutso!!

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Flamin' Yawn = Fancy type of steak.

That is all.  I'm all about the abstract minimalism. 

Updated my 'List'

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Yes...I have a list. I admit it. This list consists of the posters that I deem quality.

 

I had a initial list a few months ago, but I've had to edit it to remove the banned and no longer active users, as well as add some deserving posters. Obviously I won't remember everyone, and I apologize in advance for any negligence...but as I've said before, if you want to get recognition for being a good poster from people (including me) then...be a good poster. It's simple. I think it's nice to recognize the users that keep me coming back to OT.

I know some couldn't care less about this, and some care more than they are willing to admit. Just keep in mind that it's only an internet forum.

I, hereby, declare that I'd buy anyone on this list a drink (or other beverage of choice) if I met them in real life:

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