I've got a couple of reviews I'll be posting in my usual my-head-really-needs-to-be-looked-at style later on in the coming week or two, hopefully the former.
Here's a sneak preview:
I've taken Izuna
for a spin and discovered that I've never wanted to throw my DS at a wall anywhere near as much as I previously had before. It's so addictive... and stupid... and irritating... and yet I can't stop playing. Bloody unemployed ninja's with big breasts. Damn them to hell. And my home.
Call me, Izuna...Trioncube
is just one of the easiest bloody games on the planet. So easy that even I -- one of the worst gamers in history -- can finish it in a day or two. And even though it's fun... it's not exactly memorable. Unless you like remembering how easy a victory it was to finish a game.
Like that time you so successfully burned all of those ants with your magnifying glass. I bet you felt all powerful. So powerful, even though the next-of-kin of the ants are planning your destruction this very instant... mwahahahahahaha!!!
Well... Trioncube is like that. Satisfying, but only in a "well that was easy" sort of way.Wario's Master of Disguise
... it's like that Krusty's Funhouse game in the disguise of a game made for the DS that's supposed to be decent.
Except it's not.
And mostly because of the programming.Rayman Raving Rabbids
... I hear this rocks on the Wii... but being broke, I don't have a Wii.
Sadly, whatever it is that makes it rock on the Wii isn't on the DS.
It's more like a semi-decent platformer with a decent use of the touchscreen for controls in some platform levels (except they didn't include instructions for lefties... grrr...) with mini-games weaved through it.
And the mini-games are bad.
Do you like to be patronised? They're that bad.
And I might even through up my review of that Barbie game.
Why did I review a Barbie game? Well... it seemed like a sensible thing to do the the time.
I might have been drunk mind you. Actually no... if I were drunk, the game probably would have made some sense.
Gamespot might actually have to turn off the word censors for me to put that game review online...