OKAY! Mai big REPORT on world of GAMING HAWT girls! I know there is like tens of thousands of you guys, who have your own perfect gaming Waifu, BUT! I beg you to reconsidere what is really good and what is hot, because there is a NEW game on the market, that is Really underrated, because of all minor mechanics glitches, though it presents one of best stories I've seen in RPG so far! YES! And it is Alpha Protocol! WHIC story-wise is as good as Mass Effect, aspeciauly when it comes to story telling and building tension between characters.., BUT! to all you TALI, Aria, Tifa, Samara, Ashley, and other-lovers, I got some bad news for you, as there is a new, hot angry cougar in the hood that I'm so eager to present!
Till the end of the game, she became my FAVORITE female character in games that I've seen so far! And I'm not changing my opinion!
But first let me compare her to other army-girls from games! As Alpha Protocol is very alike Mass Effect, the closest resemblence to SIE would be Miranda Lawson. But she fails in all the aspects SIE wins.
- They are both army girls
- They are both boss figures
- They are both skilled
- They are both sexy
BUT! Miranda just looks like army girl, looks like boss figure, looks like she's skilled, still as for an army girl she is too thin and flat - simply looks like one of those blondes that went through casting for next NCIS episode and pretends to be a soldier or special agent, but when you look at her you know well she wouldn't be able to pick up a cup of coffe without tiring her skinny weak armes. No one's gonna buy the crap about pro army girl.
While SIE! SIE is compleetly different story:
This woman is German former Stazi member, a ruthless mercenary with a bondage fetish.
A tall, strong army-amazon who handles an M60 machinegun with her bare hands! Unlike Myranta with her "pew pew"-pistol and silly Jedi biotic skills.
Sie has an awesome german accent and helps our agent during Winter of his Discontent. She is a Veteran of most harsh wars during last century, and she IS a commander of true mercenary division, composed of the best pro's one may buy on merc market to do the dirty job. She IS a cougar! Check out her dossier in internet, but most of all check out this vid, of SIE, taking advantage of our lucky hero!
Damn! Check out those thighs! ^^
She beat's your WAIFU! HA!