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A totally serious blog of total seriousness (seriously!)

What do you call a man who gives you gifts in exchange for the safe return of his elfs?

A subordinate Claus.


A Pokemon walks into a bar...

It's super effective!


What do you call a cod cowboy?

Fish in chaps.

Okay, now that's out of the way, let's get to the serious meat of this serious blog; sexuality, religion, economy, politics, free speech, Shuma Gorath in "Marvel Super Heroes" instead of Deadpool and, of course, existential views on mortality.

All of these discussion are super lame. Instead, in your comments, tell me your favourite pizza toppings.

Also, I'm on Twitter now.


You know you want to.