This has possibly the worst bosses I have ever seen, these guys belong in mega man as bosses they're so gimmicky. I'm gonna call the girl "Arm Thong", the guy with the ninja turtle weapons "Slap Chop Man" because apparently thats how became a cyborg, by a horrible slap chop accident , and the big dude "Solar Panel Dude".
Apparently in the future combat involves human slinkys, arm weapons, and solar panel shields .....and they all fight with swords because bullets aren't needed in the future.
Maybe this game has potential to be like the room, everyone plays this game once a year and quotes dialogue from it. Then the dev can claim it was this bad on purpose and cash in on it.
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