As Louis C.K. said: "If you're white and you don't want to admit that it's great--you're an @sshole"!
More Louis C.K.:
"I’m healthy, I’m relatively young, I’m white, thank god for that shit, boy. That is a huge leg up, are you kidding me! Oh god I love being white I really do. Seriously if your not white your missing out because this shit is thoroughly good. But let me be clear by the way, I’m not saying that white people are better. I’m saying that being white is clearly better. Who could even argue? If it was an option I would re-up every year, oh ya, I’ll take white again, absolutely. I’ve been enjoying that, I’ll stick with the white, thank you.
Here’s how great it is to be white. I could get in a time machine and go to any time and it would be f&ckin awesome when I get there. That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can’t fuck with time machines. A black guy and a time machine is like: “Hey, nothing before 1980, no thank you, I don’t wanna go.” But I can go to anytime. The year 2, I don’t even know what was happening then, but I know when I get there: “Welcome, we have a table right here for you, sir”. Oh, thank you. Oh, it’s lovely here in the year 2. I can go to any time. In the past. I don’t wanna go in the future and find out what happens to white people because we’re gonna pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that. We’re not gonna just fall from number 1 to two. They are gonna hold us down and f&ck us in the @ss forever. And we totally deserve it. But for now – WEEEE! Now if you – if your white and you don’t admit that it’s great, you’re an @sshole. It is great. And I’m a man. How many advantages could one person have. I’m a white man. You – you can’t even hurt my feelings. What can you really call a white man that really digs deep: “Hey Cracker”! “Oh ruined my day.” Boy, shouldn't have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people, what a drag".