Lmao, nothin' special, but nice an' simple. like my logo?
*Homer, looking at globe, points to Uruguay*
Homer : heh!, you - are - Gay!!
*Speaking to lisa about her being veggie*
Homer : No meat?
Lisa : No
Homer : Pork
Lisa : No
Homer : Bacon
Homer : Ham
Lisa : Dad!?, they're all from the same animal!
Homer : Yeah, Right... Some wonderful, magical animal..
*When Homer Starts Bowling team, about Mr. Burns*
Homer : Burnsy couldn't bowl if it was the most bowlingest day of his life, even if he had an electrified bowling machine.
*Homer after making giant cotton candy ball, bart and lisa eating it*
Homer : That's right Kids, suckle daddys sugar ball...
Family Guide Qoutes:
Someone : So, where do you see yourself in the future?
Peter : *Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife*
Peter : Doing your.......son?
1. Cadillac Escalade (Lamborghini doors) :wink:
2. Rolls Royce Phantom
3. Nissan 350z
4. Porsche 4x4
5. Mitsubishi Eclipse 2006
A message going out to the wannabes,
From the word-rhyming King!
While You tryin to work out what rhymes with lose,
Even though I don't have too much bling, Rapping's Still my Thing..
I beat you how I choose, I rhyme like magic, Like a sherlock holmes mystery.. wi' out the clues!
'Cos, I'm your main fear, Like a stalking Queer, Blasting Killer raps right into your ear...
Jus' Like James for the Cav-aliers, but not shooting hoops, firing raps, that you should hear.
Look, i aint startin' anything, so don't be hatin, jus cos' i'm creatin'.. something so good, i can seal your fate in!
So if ya wanna beat this rhyme, well.. not this time, and you'll be waitin'..
And as a write this, i'm thinkin how, if anyone wanna fight this, i'd leave 'em lifeless...
So good, like the best food, but you can't bite-this... so right-its... impossible not to like-this...
So good we make a strong man Pass out.. Too good, if i had a record deal, I'd make the whole world shout out..
And for opposition, 1.. 2.. 3 a guaranteed count out, like a beat fighter, you know you'll have to Tap out!
But as they say All good things come to an end,
so as I finish this rap, try not to pret-end, that Foe or friend, Beginning or end, that even if I bend... the rules...
It's the Brand new trend...
1.ALL MUST WORSHIP THE GOD, WHICH IS, IN ALL ITS GLORY, THE PS2!
2.DRINKS,etc MAY NOT BE PLACED ON THE PS2, THIS COULD RESULT IN GREAT SORROW, AND DISGRACE FOR THE USER!
3.IF GTA IS NOT CORRECTLY RESPECTED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
4.IF ARMY MEN, IF AT ALL RESPECTED, YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT WORTHY!
5.LITTLE SISTERS/BROTHERS MAY NOT COME WITHIN 10 FEET OF THE MEMORY CARD, ESPECAILLY WHEN SAVING!
6.STEALTH, IN MANHUNT and METAL GEAR SOLID MUST BE USED CORRECTLY, and NEVER ABANDONED, if so TRAGEDY FOLLOWS!
7.CHEATS MAY NOT BE USED ON THE FIRST PLAY OF ANY GAME, IF USED THE GAME IS FOREVER '' ASHAMED'' !
8.TRUE GAMERS MAY NEVER PUT A GAME ON AN ''EASY'' DIFFICULTY LEVEL, UNLESS IT'S THIER FIRST TIME ON THE GAME!
9.THE DREADED GREEN ''X'' SHALL ALWAYS BE SEEN AS A SYMBOL OF EEEEVVVIL!
10.ONLY A TRUE GAMEMASTER CAN ACHIEVE 100 '/. on ALL GTA, FINAL FANTASY, PRO EVO and TEKKEN GAMES, AND THEN BE.. WORSHIPPED!!