I have a witty remark for a lot of things, but I am at a loss here...I can only describe this with a picture.

Hmm, I'd turn into a maniac, assassinate various political officials and then run around New York in my underwear I guess.

I'm a video game addict >.> only thing that'll change for me is my aunt will stop changing her favorite football teams based on which team is doing worst (she roots for the underdog...as if it means something).

Plants vs. Zombies :D

I believe the conspiracy theory that the catholic church covered up child molestation cases for the past several centurie....oh wait that was a fact...

nope :( gotta go make a conspiracy theory about myself now.

I use caffeine. It saves me the trouble of sleep. I've been awake for 2 days straight. I think my walls are purple now. My fish died. I don't have a fish. What were you talking about again?

Wait so if I'm 100 I need to marry a 57 year old? No thanks :D

And meh, this'll probably end within a year or two.

I have a preference of either Katana or Sai :D

I have both irl and practice both somewhat so gotta love what you do right?

Well knives are shiny...so shiny...and sharp...

oh um, yea...you probably shouldn't take my advice...

playing flash games on my computer at home :D

Whichever one is slower than me. When I'm running for my life every month I like to be able to outrun what I'm running from.