I seem to have caught something - no, not a pokemon, a bug.
Symptoms include diarrhea, constant dizziness, nausea, and a jerkhole virus that likes waits until you're almost asleep to trigger the 1st symptom. Right now it's about 4AM and I've just about given up on sleep. at least it's most likely just food poisoning....and not as bad as when I got a stomach flu about a week before Christmas >_>
Luckily for you I still have the common sense not to go into as much detail as I could.
EDIT: I'm fine now