BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... *Mad chaotic look of laughter* YOU FOOLS, YOU SILLY FOOLS!!! DO YOU SEE, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THIS POST, IT IS HERE FOREVER!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... *cough* HA HA HA... *cough* *cough* *cough*... *choke*... (Looks around) Ahem, as I was saying... BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
*In Announcers Voice* HELLO ALL YOU HAPPY PEOPLE, SORRY TO BRING YOUR SPIRITS DOWN, BUT THIS IS NOT OVER BY ALONG SHOT!!! WE ARE STILL HERE AND WE BRING YOU... YES... YOU GUESSED IT... "ANOTHER" ROUND OF "WHAT IF" JUST FOR YOU FANS, BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT AND YOU KNOW IT!!! AFTER OVERA YEAR OF BEING AWAY, WE ARE BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!! IN THIS EPISODE OF "WHAT IF", WE BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS BY DISCUSSING THE GAME OF "SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD" FOR PS3!!! HEY, IT MAY BE 2D, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT "CRASH AND THE BOYS" OR "RIVER CITY RANSOM"!!! (ALTHOUGH IF YOU PREFER I DISCUSS THAT THEN... NO??? YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK A CLASSIC GA... REALLY??? TRUELY??? FINE, "SCOTT PILGRIM" IT IS!!!) ANYWAYS, LETS GET TO IT SHALL WE??? (I will be refering to the PS3 version, for that is the version I have, since there is also a XBOX 360 version as well.)
WHAT IF...
1.) ...you didn't win any PS3 trophies?
2.) ...it mocked Final Fight?
3.) ...this game didn't compair to Streets Of Rage?
4.) ...it was easy enough to not take damage in this game?
5.) ...this game didn't copy River City Ransom?
6.) ...you could play as characters from River City Ransom?
7.) ...Technos Japan sued them for copyright?
8.) ...this game was based on another TV series?
9.) ...you could become a Power Ranger?
10.) ...this wasn't an Action/RPG?
11.) ...this was more of an RPG style than action?
12.) ...the music was modernized?
13.) ...this game also had lag when more characters appeared on screen?
14.) ...you could buy property and then be able to buy what you want for free?
15.) ...this was harder to play?
16.) ...all the playable characters were male?
17.) ...all the playable characters were female?
18.) ...you could play through the entire game (with every character) in 1 day?
19.) ...you could get every PS3 trophy in 1 day?
20.) ...no one played this game?
21.) ...the game was given a rating of "0 out of 10"?
22.) ...the game didn't let you use weapons?
23.) ...the enemies didn't attack you with cheap shots?
24.) ...you could shoot fireballs?
25.) ...you could get $20 bills instead of coins?
26.) ...it didn't take so long to get to your destination?
27.) ...you needed the Playstation Move controller?
28.) ...SEGA caught on to this idea?
29.) ...people didn't steal ideas from other games?
30.) ...this game was only available on the Wii?
There you go, another 30 list for all you fans out there. (For those of you who are not aware, this game is based on a show/movie that came out by the same name. Although the movie is more about love/romance crap, the game is more of a "Rescue The Princess From The Evil Bad Buys". [Actually, it's more like "Beating the crap out of the EX boyfreinds who OWN her"])
Glad to see this thread is still here, thank you all for keeping this going. I know I don't get on much, but that's the price I pay for having a job, having a life, and paying my bills. Sometimes we have to sacrifice the things we enjoy so we can have the life we want. Good to see you all doing well and this Union is still alive. Keep on writing.
Log in to comment