Vampires got their manlihood chopped off by twilight, it angers me, they used to be cool

Is it just me or have vampires gotten way less cool recently? They went from being one of the scariest bad guys out there to the most whipped monster of the year. you know what we have to blame for this? Twilight. Plain and simple. Twilight chopped the balls off vampires. TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT GETTING WITH SOME VAMPIRE DUDE! (they should have fantasies about me instead) This is what I think. Nosferatu? More like Nosfer-tu-tu!
By the way, I am totally prepared for all the hate messages from twilight fans. All I have to say is BRING IT ON!!!!!

Befriend it, and then use it to gain millions in tv-sitcoms and other such antics

I'm playing pokemon diamond, and I'm wondering if there is any other way(from getting them from emerald) of getting 2nd generation starter data? Such as seeing them with any trainers? Anybody know if there is any trainers that carry any of them?

Does anybody know to which stores is dragon quest monsters-joker coming to? I'm completely lost.