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Vampires are LAAAAME

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Is it just me or have vampires gotten way less cool recently? They went from being one of the scariest bad guys out there to the most whipped monster of the year. you know what we have to blame for this? Twilight. Plain and simple. Twilight chopped the balls off vampires. TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT GETTING WITH SOME VAMPIRE DUDE! (they should have fantasies about me instead :P) This is what I think. Nosferatu? More like Nosfer-tu-tu!
By the way, I am totally prepared for all the hate messages from twilight fans. All I have to say is BRING IT ON!!!!!