User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 7.69/10

Total of 29 user reviews spread across 29 releases

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  5. 6
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  • User Rating 8
    Good start to a good premise, but it will really have to step it up if it wants to step out of WD's shadow

    The Wolf Among Us: Episode 1 - Faith

    Rated on December 24, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    Good start to a good premise, but it will really have to step it up if it wants to step out of WD's shadow

    I'm happy and excited in my pants that Telltale decided to take the thing they just mastered and really hammer it home as their own. They are expanding the point n click, choices n consequences aspe...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    I'd like to review the game, but I've been fighting off respawning soldiers for 12 straight hours.

    Assassin's Creed III

    Rated on December 10, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    I'd like to review the game, but I've been fighting off respawning soldiers for 12 straight hours.

    I'm not using a pirated version or anything. I paid for the game so it's up-to-date in patches, and yet this game that's been out for a year is still not fixed. If you start a fight in certain loca...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    Confusion and guesswork lost in a land of happy bubbles.

    Game Dev Tycoon

    Rated on September 17, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    Confusion and guesswork lost in a land of happy bubbles.

    Here's why people play this game. 1. To see a bunch of dots float towards the sky 2. To see random numbers appear after their game This game doesn't bother to explain much of the reason behind...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4
    I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!  This is like a blank book sold for 20 bucks where you write your own story.

    Gone Home

    Rated on August 19, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! This is like a blank book sold for 20 bucks where you write your own story.

    I feel like I'm in Body Snatchers and I'm the only one left that they haven't turned yet. Just by writing this review, I'm expecting you all to point at me and screech in the form of name-calling and...

    11 out of 15 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Addictive gameplay and mysterious draw outshine what is actually a pretty average game

    XCOM: Enemy Unknown

    Rated on June 23, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    Addictive gameplay and mysterious draw outshine what is actually a pretty average game

    If you just look at this game piece by piece, it's actually pretty terrible. It's got the graphics that could be found on a PS2. It's got generic character designs, a generic plot, a terrible ending...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    This game just isn't that good (Campaign)

    Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm

    Rated on March 14, 2013 by Ch33zWiz

    This game just isn't that good (Campaign)

    *Probably Spoilers* HotS took so long to come out that most of us pictured hundreds if not thousands of developers working diligently to perfect the much anticipated game so as to if not exceed WoL...

    13 out of 16 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Far Cry 3 loses some good features from Far Cry 2, but gains an equal amount back, earning it the same score.  9.0

    Far Cry 3

    Rated on December 19, 2012 by Ch33zWiz

    Far Cry 3 loses some good features from Far Cry 2, but gains an equal amount back, earning it the same score. 9.0

    Far Cry 3 improved on a lot of things wrong with Far Cry 2, but at the same time it lost a lot of the things that made Far Cry great. It all evens out, though. Instead of a coherent review, allow me...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6
    Can we stop pretending this is a good game?  This is the same game as before.

    NBA 2K13

    Rated on December 12, 2012 by Ch33zWiz

    Can we stop pretending this is a good game? This is the same game as before.

    NBA 2K13 is the exact same game as it has been for years. The controls are still ridiculously clunky. Simply holding left, trying to get from Point A to Point B which is about 3 feet away will gener...

    1 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9
    Like Max himself, the game is a drunken, aging, slightly dulled reminder of a classic.

    Max Payne 3

    Rated on September 07, 2012 by Ch33zWiz

    Like Max himself, the game is a drunken, aging, slightly dulled reminder of a classic.

    Bullet time gunfights are still so fun, you could almost release a mini-game version with no plot and this game would still get an 8.0. And that's almost what this game did. But let's break it down ...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Great concept, great game, but frustrating as all hell sometimes.  (Invincible picket fence review)

    L.A. Noire

    Rated on August 12, 2011 by Ch33zWiz

    Great concept, great game, but frustrating as all hell sometimes. (Invincible picket fence review)

    I'll just jump right into the good/bad list with any witty intro. GOOD -The graphics and facial overlay technology is so realistic, you can usually recognize the real life actor who played the r...

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    Come on in and read this honest review.  Free punch and pie.

    Dragon Age II

    Rated on March 25, 2011 by Ch33zWiz

    Come on in and read this honest review. Free punch and pie.

    Alright now that I've drawn you in with promises of pastry, let's get down to it. First, you will notice that it has become "cool" to bash this game. From the massive amounts of thumbs down on a...

    2 out of 13 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.5
    A "shoot em up" type game, except unlike the movie Shoot em Up, this one is actually good.

    Bulletstorm

    Rated on March 10, 2011 by Ch33zWiz

    A "shoot em up" type game, except unlike the movie Shoot em Up, this one is actually good.

    This game is basically Gears of War mixed with Duke Nukem. However, while most hybrid games half-ass both sides to make an average whole, Bulletstorm does exceptionally well on both sides of the spec...

    0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    You better enjoy flash knockdowns, cause you're about to experience 173 of them.

    Fight Night Champion

    Rated on March 07, 2011 by Ch33zWiz

    You better enjoy flash knockdowns, cause you're about to experience 173 of them.

    *Spoilers... I guess* This is the official "I'm not a Fight Night fanboy so I can review games correctly" review. *******The Good******* -the graphics are a slight improvement -th...

    5 out of 7 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Not really any better than Round 2, the features and glory of Xbox360 are shaved off and we're left with shaving scum.

    Fight Night Round 3

    Rated on March 03, 2011 by Ch33zWiz

    Not really any better than Round 2, the features and glory of Xbox360 are shaved off and we're left with shaving scum.

    You can't really judge Round 3 for PS2 because it wasn't made for PS2, it was made for XBox360 and PS2 couldn't keep up. All the new facial features and realistic punch effects are AWAL in the PS2 ve...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.5
    All the other reviewers are smoking drugs.  This game borders on perfection.

    Call of Duty: Black Ops

    Rated on November 10, 2010 by Ch33zWiz

    All the other reviewers are smoking drugs. This game borders on perfection.

    I keep reading about how CoD isn't known for its plot lines so the "mediocre" campaign mode is acceptable. I'd like to know what uber futuristic games they've been playing that dwarfs this game. MW2...

    6 out of 9 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Hey I might actually win this o... whoops my arm's broken.  Activate rage quit.

    UFC Undisputed 2010

    Rated on October 27, 2010 by Ch33zWiz

    Hey I might actually win this o... whoops my arm's broken. Activate rage quit.

    So here's a breakdown of every fight in career mode. Hey I've been wailing on this guy for 2 rounds. I'm bored, guess I'll take him down for a bit. Well that was easy, let me just change posi... an...

    3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    New Vegas is fun because Fallout 3 was fun... and New Vegas is just an addon sold for 50 bucks.  A buggy, yet fun addon.

    Fallout: New Vegas

    Rated on October 22, 2010 by Ch33zWiz

    New Vegas is fun because Fallout 3 was fun... and New Vegas is just an addon sold for 50 bucks. A buggy, yet fun addon.

    15 minutes into New Vegas, I was wondering if I had just paid 50 bucks for an addon. New Vegas was supposed to be the next Fallout game in the series, with a completely new setup, characters, and env...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 5.5
    Prepare to watch a groundout on replay.  Pitching is only thing enjoyable.

    Major League Baseball 2K10

    Rated on August 26, 2010 by Ch33zWiz

    Prepare to watch a groundout on replay. Pitching is only thing enjoyable.

    First off, the numpad controls are completely reversed... so pressing up throws home and left throws to first. Secondly, there are sporadic AI choices... like the outfielder throwing to the "cutoff m...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    The "Campaign mode totally blows" review

    Battlefield: Bad Company 2

    Rated on April 19, 2010 by Ch33zWiz

    The "Campaign mode totally blows" review

    After getting booted from yet another "failed to migrate host" lagfest of MW2 involving hackers, knifers, and toob spammers, I decided I needed a new game. So I went out and bought the highest rated,...

    1 out of 10 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7
    EA has been on autopilot for years.  Silly silly and only getting sillier.

    NCAA Football 09

    Rated on July 30, 2009 by Ch33zWiz

    EA has been on autopilot for years. Silly silly and only getting sillier.

    Let's call Madden '94 the first real football game, since it was first to utilize the features we have expanded on and improved over the years. So, we're 15 years worth of football games in and nob...

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 7.5
    Should be called Fight Night: Counter-Strike... or Counter Fight... or Don't Bother Throwing Regular Punches: Round 4

    Fight Night Round 4

    Rated on July 04, 2009 by Ch33zWiz

    Should be called Fight Night: Counter-Strike... or Counter Fight... or Don't Bother Throwing Regular Punches: Round 4

    Aesthetically, FN4 has made major improvements. The fighters look as realistic as the ever have and don't the same cartoony feel as before. The knockdowns are almost there. They've done away wi...

    7 out of 8 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Just like a real band;  getting softer and more pop filled over the years.

    Guitar Hero World Tour

    Rated on July 04, 2009 by Ch33zWiz

    Just like a real band; getting softer and more pop filled over the years.

    (Insert generic Guitar Hero praise review here) Alright, now that we've covered how GH is awesome for the 4th, 5th, 6th (depending on which games in the series you consider good) time, let's move...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 6.5
    Hey look!  It's Madden '01 seven years later!

    Madden NFL 08

    Rated on September 22, 2007 by Ch33zWiz

    Hey look! It's Madden '01 seven years later!

    So when I first started playing the game, I thought "Hey, new tackle animations, a new kicking system, this is gonna be an improvement! Finally!" 2 hours later, I'm swearing and being a 3r...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.4
    Built the pyramids, pa-shaw, kid's stuff.  Myth II is the 8th wonder of the world, but number 1 in our hearts.

    Myth II: Soulblighter

    Rated on February 23, 2006 by Ch33zWiz

    Built the pyramids, pa-shaw, kid's stuff. Myth II is the 8th wonder of the world, but number 1 in our hearts.

    And yay, on the 3rd day Bungie created Myth II. And yay, the Lord saw that it was good. So he played it for 8 straight hours every day after school for 18 consecutive months, formed an online order,...

    4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.3
    Avast!  I'm peed myself!  Ahoy, I can't stop playing, call for help.

    Sid Meier's Pirates!

    Rated on January 26, 2006 by Ch33zWiz

    Avast! I'm peed myself! Ahoy, I can't stop playing, call for help.

    Right, I couldn't stop playing the crappy looking original Pirates back when I was like 13, and I didn't even really know how to swordfight, attack attack attack. And now, God Bless America, they've ...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8
    Marketed as a Sims knockoff... delivered as a Sims knockoff... no surprise here, still fun

    Playboy: The Mansion

    Rated on January 26, 2006 by Ch33zWiz

    Marketed as a Sims knockoff... delivered as a Sims knockoff... no surprise here, still fun

    PB is just about as fun as the Sims, just like it looked on the back of the box. The pervs will be let down; "sex" scenes are dry humping infinitely on couches and pixelated boobs grow old quickly. ...

    3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 8.7
    Excellent tycoon, movie making is too much piecing of animations

    The Movies

    Rated on January 26, 2006 by Ch33zWiz

    Excellent tycoon, movie making is too much piecing of animations

    I've been waiting for The Movies to come out since I saw a 3 sentence mention in a Gamepro of like 2001. I finally got it... then waited a month for the patch... then played for 3 days. The tycoon p...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 9.2
    As close to perfect as we've come, but still a ways to go

    Madden NFL 2005

    Rated on January 26, 2006 by Ch33zWiz

    As close to perfect as we've come, but still a ways to go

    It's like heaven, if in heaven someone took a dump in your shoes daily. Visually, Madden is amazing and outdoes every other football game available. Sound-wise... awesome hit effects and Al Michaels...

    0 out of 0 found this review helpful.
  • User Rating 4.8
    Blitz dangles piece of rotted meat wrapped in a pancake

    Blitz: The League

    Rated on November 12, 2005 by Ch33zWiz

    Blitz dangles piece of rotted meat wrapped in a pancake

    The ONE solitary single good thing about Blitz: The League is the slo-mo bone breaking. Apart from that, Midway continues to set football game development back a few decades. The interception/fumble...

    2 out of 3 found this review helpful.