So, we all know the story of small Timmy Johnson's mom buying a M rated game for him. Theyoung Timmyplays it and sees the violence/nudity/drugs/gore/ect. Later Young Timmy acts out. This leads to a conflict as obviously Timmy isn't responsible for his actions. I mean, he only brutally killed 10 puppies, raped a woman and then slit her throat then proceded to cover his room with her blood and skin. It was that darned M rated game that made him do it. Obviously the mother isn't incompitent for exposing him to the things in the game, it is the game developer who is the issue. How dare they make a quality game that is amazingly fun and is very clearly rated Mature for people 17+! It is their fault for making a game made for adults. Poor Timmy, psychiatric help must be torture?
I love satire. Anyways, this has a point. As of late I have seen many of these (similar sounding) stories everywhere. Finally, the ESRB sticks it to the morons that say they are incompitent. Resently they have started a commercial telling the game rating system and I believe they deserve a high five for it. Not only does it show a caring mother talking about why she checks the rating system but it actually shows a father saying no to his son getting a M game. F*CK YEAH! I mean it may sound like I am over reacting but think of how this will make parents think. Every time they see the M at the bottom of a game case, they will emediately think, "No. This isn't right for my 10 year old son." Hell, they might look deeper into it and find out more about the rating system. Anyways, I'm happy.
Slowly, the sniper inhaled and exhaled and steadied his hands lining up a shot that chould potentially give away his position. He stared through the cross hair unblinkingly watching a guard shift his weight and stretch. If a sudden gust of wind, the slightest miscalculation or even the tiniest of movements were to occur the shot could be lost and an alarm would most certainly be raised. He closed his eyes and took one last breath and held it as he readied his shot. As he pulled the trigger he whisper as almost a prayer for the man's soul, "Oink!"
"BOOM! HEAD SHOT!"
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