User Reviews & Ratings
Total of 39 user ratings spread across 39 releases
What defines intellectual fear? It's not death, nor is it being butchered or tortured. Physical pain is nothing compared to Alzheimer. A dark abyss staring at you wherever you go is the most frightening concept one could... Read Full Review3 of 6 users found the following review helpful
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Just have someone jump in front of you for a few hours. It will be a more richening experience than this turd of a game.
I'm a huge fan of GOOD survival horror games. Ever since Silent Hill 2 I've been left yearning for the next great game with a terrific story and a great atmosphere competing with each other who can scare me the most. The... Read Full Review6 of 21 users found the following review helpful
I'm going to skip the usual talk about game mechanics and explanation since you shouldn't be reading this unless you've already played the game. The game is terribly unoptimized...yet again. I remember Brothers in Arm... Read Full Review21 of 39 users found the following review helpful
After playing unoptimized UciCrap games like Far Crap 3 and Assassin's Crap 3, and then seeing how even Call of Crap Black Crap 2 has fallen on the unoptimized crap port pile, I've no idea why people hate the new Medal o... Read Full Review1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Medal of Honor: Warfighter
I've heard of the problems PS3, XBOX360 and WiiU have been having with the random FPS drops and generally bad FPS, but I never, not even in a million years, would have thought the PC port could be even worse. What a d... Read Full Review2 of 5 users found the following review helpful
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Assassin's Creed III
I won't waste many lines with this one. I install the game, set all graphic settings to very high and start the story mode. The game looks exactly like AC Revelations texture wise. However, that port played 40 to 6... Read Full Review2 of 12 users found the following review helpful
Far Cry 3
What a complete piece of **** As always, turds are celebrated in this retarded world and FarCrap 3 isn't any better. I start the game and am immediately stopped by the low framerates. The funny thing is no matter what... Read Full Review9 of 33 users found the following review helpful
Saints Row: The Third
Why oh why am I installing this game? This is a type of game I generally don't like, do I? Sure, I've had fun with GTA before its last installment...and this game is supposed to be what GTA 4 unfortunately wasn't. Oh wha... Read Full Review0 of 3 users found the following review helpful
The Lord of the Rings: War in the North
It's fun, it's fast, the combat is great, music and sound are epic, the graphics aren't bad, the story is ok."Nuff said"
I find it only suitable to play and subsequently review Lord of the Rings War in the North after having played and reviewed Alan Wake. One of the reasons why this is so is the fact that the game is quite similar in its a... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Alan Wake is the cow with purple spots which not only doesn't **** Milka chocolate but doesn't give any kind of milk at all. It's a cardboard cut-out of a famous bestseller which doesn't speak, doesn't move and sure as h... Read Full Review1 of 6 users found the following review helpful
Planetcrap 2, home of illusions, hackers, horrible textures and possibly the worst engine in the history of video games.
Level 17, or Battle Rank "I can't take this crap anymore" is as far as I've gotten with Planetcrap 2. No game ever enjoyed as much suspension of disbelief as this MMOFPS and still it proved to be less than needed for me ... Read Full Review5 of 23 users found the following review helpful
Dawn of Discovery
INTRODUCTION: I have always been a fan of strategy games, be it RTS or TBS. When it comes to RTS games however the market nowadays is flooded with fast-paced action strategies which require less thinking and strategic... Read Full Review1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
I was very curious to see what Deus Ex is...to begin with. I never played the first game or its sequel, neither did I play the System Shock series. Being a prequel with modern graphics and game mechanics I thought it wou... Read Full Review11 of 22 users found the following review helpful
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Skyrim, the first game after many years (after Knights of the Old Republic that is) which actually made me say: This is the best game ever! Unfortunately it is also the first game in a year which made me uninstall it aft... Read Full Review12 of 38 users found the following review helpful
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
I've always been a fan of horror games, especially those which actually scare me. There aren't actually many of those, as a matter of fact silent hill is the only one I can think of at the moment. But even while playin... Read Full Review1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
Counter StrikeThe gameplay is more broken than Hitler's heart was when he heard his niece was in love with someone else.
Just recently a friend of mine (a freak, mind you) asked me start playing his favourite game, a game I once played for about 2 days and threw into the garbage so quickly not even the dog was able to catch it in flight. A... Read Full Review1 of 5 users found the following review helpful
Since playing Dawn of War 1 a lot has happened, many new and different games hit the market and in time I forgot about DoW. Recently a friend told me he's got the next installment and I honestly asked him what game he wa... Read Full Review2 of 19 users found the following review helpful
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Unless you find the game selling for the price of a Dragon Age DLC it isn't worth your money and time.
POP TFS is a return to the POP series and to the plot of the original trilogy by Ubisoft. Nothing has changed however as Ubisoft constantly turns the gears by shifting to desperation as they're running out of fresh ideas... Read Full Review1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
Some of us a tad older remember playing Grand Theft Auto 1 and the sequels to it. Back then there weren't as many games to choose from as there are today, and Rockstar hadn't made such a name for themselves yet. Neverthe... Read Full Review4 of 12 users found the following review helpful