User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 3.56/10

Total of 39 user ratings spread across 39 releases

  1. 10
    (4)
  2. 9
    (2)
  3. 8
    (0)
  4. 7
    (2)
  5. 6
    (4)
  6. 5
    (2)
  7. 4
    (0)
  8. 3
    (2)
  9. 2
    (2)
  10. 1
    (21)
  • Review Score:10
    Unquestionably a perfect piece of art...even if by a bit of tweaking.

    Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

    Unquestionably a perfect piece of art...even if by a bit of tweaking.

    What defines intellectual fear? It's not death, nor is it being butchered or tortured. Physical pain is nothing compared to Alzheimer. A dark abyss staring at you wherever you go is the most frightening concept one could... Read Full Review

    3 of 6 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:10

    Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

  • Rating:2

    Outlast

  • Review Score:2
    Just have someone jump in front of you for a few hours. It will be a more richening experience than this turd of a game.

    Outlast

    Just have someone jump in front of you for a few hours. It will be a more richening experience than this turd of a game.

    I'm a huge fan of GOOD survival horror games. Ever since Silent Hill 2 I've been left yearning for the next great game with a terrific story and a great atmosphere competing with each other who can scare me the most. The... Read Full Review

    6 of 21 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:1
    It's easy to forgive everything but the lack of logic and dear Infinity is this game dumb!

    BioShock Infinite

    It's easy to forgive everything but the lack of logic and dear Infinity is this game dumb!

    I'm going to skip the usual talk about game mechanics and explanation since you shouldn't be reading this unless you've already played the game. The game is terribly unoptimized...yet again. I remember Brothers in Arm... Read Full Review

    21 of 39 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    BioShock Infinite

  • Review Score:7.5
    A fun and well optimized game.

    Medal of Honor: Warfighter (Limited Edition)

    A fun and well optimized game.

    After playing unoptimized UciCrap games like Far Crap 3 and Assassin's Crap 3, and then seeing how even Call of Crap Black Crap 2 has fallen on the unoptimized crap port pile, I've no idea why people hate the new Medal o... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.5

    Medal of Honor: Warfighter

  • Review Score:1
    First Call of Duty with optimization problems.

    Call of Duty: Black Ops II

    First Call of Duty with optimization problems.

    I've heard of the problems PS3, XBOX360 and WiiU have been having with the random FPS drops and generally bad FPS, but I never, not even in a million years, would have thought the PC port could be even worse. What a d... Read Full Review

    2 of 5 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Call of Duty: Black Ops II

  • Rating:1

    Assassin's Creed III

  • Review Score:1
    Garbage Creed 3.

    Assassin's Creed III

    Garbage Creed 3.

    I won't waste many lines with this one. I install the game, set all graphic settings to very high and start the story mode. The game looks exactly like AC Revelations texture wise. However, that port played 40 to 6... Read Full Review

    2 of 12 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Far Cry 3

  • Review Score:1
    FarCrap 3: a hiking simulator with Assassin's Creed gimmicks and World of Warcraft gameplay.

    Far Cry 3

    FarCrap 3: a hiking simulator with Assassin's Creed gimmicks and World of Warcraft gameplay.

    What a complete piece of **** As always, turds are celebrated in this retarded world and FarCrap 3 isn't any better. I start the game and am immediately stopped by the low framerates. The funny thing is no matter what... Read Full Review

    9 of 33 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6

    Saints Row: The Third

  • Review Score:6
    Saints Row 3: funny fun

    Saints Row: The Third

    Saints Row 3: funny fun

    Why oh why am I installing this game? This is a type of game I generally don't like, do I? Sure, I've had fun with GTA before its last installment...and this game is supposed to be what GTA 4 unfortunately wasn't. Oh wha... Read Full Review

    0 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5

    The Lord of the Rings: War in the North

  • Review Score:6.5
    It's fun, it's fast, the combat is great, music and sound are epic, the graphics aren't bad, the story is ok."Nuff said"

    The Lord of the Rings: War in the North

    It's fun, it's fast, the combat is great, music and sound are epic, the graphics aren't bad, the story is ok."Nuff said"

    I find it only suitable to play and subsequently review Lord of the Rings War in the North after having played and reviewed Alan Wake. One of the reasons why this is so is the fact that the game is quite similar in its a... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Alan Wake

  • Review Score:1
    Alan Wank (yes, I did it, I said it, buhuhu)

    Alan Wake

    Alan Wank (yes, I did it, I said it, buhuhu)

    Alan Wake is the cow with purple spots which not only doesn't **** Milka chocolate but doesn't give any kind of milk at all. It's a cardboard cut-out of a famous bestseller which doesn't speak, doesn't move and sure as h... Read Full Review

    1 of 6 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    PlanetSide 2

  • Review Score:1
    Planetcrap 2, home of illusions, hackers, horrible textures and possibly the worst engine in the history of video games.

    PlanetSide 2

    Planetcrap 2, home of illusions, hackers, horrible textures and possibly the worst engine in the history of video games.

    Level 17, or Battle Rank "I can't take this crap anymore" is as far as I've gotten with Planetcrap 2. No game ever enjoyed as much suspension of disbelief as this MMOFPS and still it proved to be less than needed for me ... Read Full Review

    5 of 23 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9

    Dawn of Discovery

  • Review Score:9
    Anno 1404: the dawn of an almost perfect strategy game

    Dawn of Discovery

    Anno 1404: the dawn of an almost perfect strategy game

    INTRODUCTION: I have always been a fan of strategy games, be it RTS or TBS. When it comes to RTS games however the market nowadays is flooded with fast-paced action strategies which require less thinking and strategic... Read Full Review

    1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:3
    Deus Ex: Human Devolution

    Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    Deus Ex: Human Devolution

    I was very curious to see what Deus Ex is...to begin with. I never played the first game or its sequel, neither did I play the System Shock series. Being a prequel with modern graphics and game mechanics I thought it wou... Read Full Review

    11 of 22 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3

    Deus Ex: Human Revolution

  • Review Score:1
    Skyrim, the best crap this year.

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Skyrim, the best crap this year.

    Skyrim, the first game after many years (after Knights of the Old Republic that is) which actually made me say: This is the best game ever! Unfortunately it is also the first game in a year which made me uninstall it aft... Read Full Review

    12 of 38 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

  • Rating:10

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent

  • Review Score:10
    I'll gladly say Amnesia is the most amazing experience I had while playing games.

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent

    I'll gladly say Amnesia is the most amazing experience I had while playing games.

    I've always been a fan of horror games, especially those which actually scare me. There aren't actually many of those, as a matter of fact silent hill is the only one I can think of at the moment. But even while playin... Read Full Review

    1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Half-Life: Counter-Strike

  • Review Score:1
    Counter StrikeThe gameplay is more broken than Hitler's heart was when he heard his niece was in love with someone else.

    Half-Life: Counter-Strike

    Counter StrikeThe gameplay is more broken than Hitler's heart was when he heard his niece was in love with someone else.

    Just recently a friend of mine (a freak, mind you) asked me start playing his favourite game, a game I once played for about 2 days and threw into the garbage so quickly not even the dog was able to catch it in flight. A... Read Full Review

    1 of 5 users found the following review helpful
  • Review Score:1
    The only recommendation I could give anyone is to stay far far FAR away from this garbage.

    Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

    The only recommendation I could give anyone is to stay far far FAR away from this garbage.

    Since playing Dawn of War 1 a lot has happened, many new and different games hit the market and in time I forgot about DoW. Recently a friend told me he's got the next installment and I honestly asked him what game he wa... Read Full Review

    2 of 19 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

  • Rating:1

    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

  • Review Score:5
    Unless you find the game selling for the price of a Dragon Age DLC it isn't worth your money and time.

    Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

    Unless you find the game selling for the price of a Dragon Age DLC it isn't worth your money and time.

    POP TFS is a return to the POP series and to the plot of the original trilogy by Ubisoft. Nothing has changed however as Ubisoft constantly turns the gears by shifting to desperation as they're running out of fresh ideas... Read Full Review

    1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5

    Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

  • Review Score:1
    Rockstar has finally done it; the developers have literally ruined a once mediocre but fun game.

    Grand Theft Auto IV

    Rockstar has finally done it; the developers have literally ruined a once mediocre but fun game.

    Some of us a tad older remember playing Grand Theft Auto 1 and the sequels to it. Back then there weren't as many games to choose from as there are today, and Rockstar hadn't made such a name for themselves yet. Neverthe... Read Full Review

    4 of 12 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1

    Grand Theft Auto IV