Nothing has changed since I worked with you. Still looking for sailors when you should be working...

Spend all your money on toys. It's a great investment!

It's like Kev is reading me a bed time story. How nice!

Kevin Van Ord has a potty mouth!

I don't care about pro gaming, but I enjoyed this article. Nice work, Tom.

Oh man, nothing better than people crying about a spoiler in a game that's over 10 years old. Here's other breaking news: The chick in the Crying Game is a dude; Annakin is Darth Vader, Old Yeller dies, Super Mario 2 was just a dream, and The Blair Witch Project wasn't a real documentary.

For anyone wondering where games like King Kong or NBA 2K6 are, check out our first feature here: http://www.gamespot.com/features/6145320/index.html There are some super easy games there, but there was no point in repeating them here--I was looking for all-new games.