This week, we'll be further exploring Bad Dudery at it's finest. Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja is well-known for its dark, yet intimate narrative. The legend itself is hotly debated of course, thus it is unknown whether Blade and Striker's quest is to give the President of the United States a Big 'n Tasty Burger, a Jr. Bacon Double Deluxe, or perhaps even a Sourdough Jack. The following is a document on how this bit of American Folklore is thought to have developed.
You might think a Hovering Ninja would be scary enough..
..but HOLY CRAP NOW HE'S ON FIRE!!
It doesn't read DAGRON gate, making this a pretty good translation by NES standards.
As is tradition, the President's hand is, as always, shaped and ready to hold a burger.
This Presidential Speech rates somewhere between "Ask not what your country can do for you..." and "I did not have sex with that woman."
I'm pretty sure 1601 Pennsylvania Avenue is a Burger King.