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11 pages of typing...that right there is the single biggest thing I've ever done for a message board ever. So please read it!
So for the past couple months, I've opted to start typing up really, really long game reviews again, and I'm slowly gonna bring them to GS. Go check on my "contributions" button, or to my blog to see the whole thing.
Smackdown, Spiderman, Bond, Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter, Call of Duty later on in the day...soon a ton more.
He crossed the bridge of North Deathsville where the troll lurked.
"My name is Finlay, and I love to fight" said the Irishman.
"Aye, well I can't let ya past. Not for you, not for anyone. Not unless you answer my riddle." Said Ricky Williams. "Answering the riddle will break the magic curse of my suspension."
"I don't answer riddles. I fight." Responded Finlay. He drew is Magic Shillelagh and slayed the vile Ricky Williams where he stood.
"Thanks bro" said Ricky Williams, "thanks for putting me out of my misery of having to go to Canada", with his dying breath. Finlay continued his journey to North Deathsville...
It takes a tough Irish bastard to stop male cheerleader terrorists from their anti-american schemes. Using his shellilah, he intercepts airplanes before crashing into buildings and fights off armed terrorists with unpadded knee drops.
And the Spirit Squad came out. Born out of the Roid Ooze, Vince Mcmahon liked what he saw and pushed them as his headliners.
The story continues later.
Apparantly the chestgina comes from Scott Steiner tearing his pec muscle. Instead of having it reattached like you know, a normal person, the roids just naturally made it grow in on its own. God bless.
And it landed in Scott Steiner's chest, leaving a giant crater. So Scott Steiner saved mankind. After which, he blamed the meteor on Ric Flair.
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