Ever have one of those days?

User Rating: 5.9 | Postal 2 PC
Postal 2 is basically something you should play after a hard day of...life? I wouldnt get this if you're a hardcore story line lover in games, or if you can't distinguish between reality and video games. The graphics are good, especially for the time of its release. They take great detail in death scenes also. Bodies fly like rag dolls when expolosions go off. I'm not sure if this is what contributes to the load times. The gameplay is basically full of just stereotypical people, phrases and racial remarks. The corner store owner is of course an indian man, and when you make him mad he bursts out with a "BALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL" scream, basic stereotypical stuff. I have to admit the game is hilarious, and quite stress relieving until...the load times. Nothing is more annoying about this game than the load times. I mean, these load times are so bad that its kept me from actually trying to get somewhere in the game. It loads small areas at a time, and the loads can be up to 2 minutes an area. But you can enjoy a small area of blowing heads off with the shotgun, igniting innocent bystanders and urinating on them to put out the flames. Theres countless things to do, urinate in policeman's mouths, hit people with the shovel and knocking heads off. Its entertaining, but it easily gets old. I'd recomend cheating, so you dont have to endure load times that are almost as evil as this game. The sound, is pretty good, the guns sound good, the phrases sound cheesy, but they're supposed to. Your character sounds like an upset nerd, with a deep voice, but has some rewarding comments after killing people. Theres not much else to say about this game, its not really great for the storyline, theres not much of one. Its good for a laugh when you've got friends over or just want to blow of some steam, the legal way.