a game that has only 1 purpose. to get morons to drink pepsi.

User Rating: 2.5 | Pepsiman PS
i have played through and seen vids of a game that my friend likes called Pepsiman!
to be quite honest, this is the most retarded game i have ever played. you play as the main character, PEPSIMAN! (no sh1t) and you travel level by level running collecting goddamn Pepsi cans.
each level has a timer and you got reach the end as fast as you can while collecting Pepsi cans. if you fail to do so, pepsiman just gives up and collapses of exhaustion.
at the start of the game you are first greeted by pepsiman as he runs into his own title screen.
level 1 you are introduced to a guy who apparently delivers Pepsi to vending machines. he is upset because he cant deliver any pepsi to the vending machines due to a flat tire and that there are crowd of people gathering demanding Pepsi.
he is worried that if he doesnt deliver it soon there may be a riot because everyone in the town F#$king loves pepsi. So its up to PEPSIMAN! to run to the vending machines and collect Pepsi cans as fast as he can. my first complaint on the game is the music.
the in-game track is fuking repetitive. they play a little bit of music, have people shout "PEPSIMAN!" and loop it over and over again.
it numbs your brain and those who are smart enough would press the mute button immediately.
the gameplay is all the same throughout the game. you just run, dodge, run, dodge, run, dodge. there is very limited space to move away from stuff and dodge so you may constantly be hit by random crap.
the levels are a little challenging and most of them you may not beat at first go.
the graphics are okay for its time but still ugly as hell.
it kinda reminds of sonic the hedgehog (only that sonic is way more better) with all the collecting of cans (which in sonic's case is rings) on the ground.
this game was not made to be fun. it is a frustrating mess that has only one purpose, to get morons to drink Pepsi.