Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis murdered Sonic 1 with a vengeance. Sonic Jam grappled the other three cIassics, threw tar at them, and committed a triple-homicide with the knife it used to spread real jam onto its morning toast.

Yes. Toast.

Sonic vs. the Transformers

Disclaimer: This is a parody of fandom of a fanbase that's bitterly divided and will constantly bicker as well as I'm poking fun at myself here.

Time for purple cats and emo hedgehogs and more Chris Thorndyke.

2D? Built from the ground up? Returning to Sonic's roots? This I have to see...

Sonic Battle is decent in short bursts, but the repetition, lack of depth, and reliance on luck required to complete the story ultimately drag it down.

I'm really gonna do it!

Sega Vintage Collection 2 ends with Sonic and Knuckles Kersbla* release on Sept 9.

Spikey's now in charge!

Sonic won't get better. And worse, we don't get to see him die with dignity.

Warning! Warning! Waves of rage coming fast.

Were you here for the last one? You might not need to have this explained. If you weren't, details inside.

Chaotix is a fun, fresh, and unique experience that is unparalleled in any other game in any series that I presently know of.

"The quality is something that will be fixed over time." Sega of America's Marketing VP Sean Ratcliffe Explains.

Whatever happened to...

- Hashimoto leaves Sonic Team
- Senoue works on three new CD projects
- Fan-made "Sonic The Hedgehog 3D" gets praise

45 minutes of two poorly-compressed episodes that weren't even great from the get-go.

If only making a videogame were as easy as cooking.

There comes a time when you have to accept the sad truth.