In case you didn't watch the 10/26 edition of WWE Monday Night RAW (or that you don't give a flying **** about it), Kyle Busch and Joey Logano has invaded Buffalo to guest-host RAW.  I'll spill everything, so if you haven't seen it yet, I have to warn you that this article contains spoilers.

Gee, no wonder why everything smells like Octane 93 to him. Inside, you get to see the entire timeline of Mayfield vs NASCAR, who the only real loser out of this are the fans of the once great but now shoody and stupid sport that is at least not F1 (sidenote...get ready for a USAC/CART-like split in the realm of F1).

All we know is that the situation can be summed up in one image:

When Ricky rudd won at Martinsville in Septermber 1997 (and a hot one, at that...it was so hot that Rudd celebrated en route to the hospital for dehydration), many think this is a rarity.  We understand...no one can be as awesome as Alan Kulwicki.

Tony Stewart is just as awesome.  While running on fumes, Tony Stewart add his name to a long list of drivers that won a points-paying race while also owning a team.

It's a recurring theme:  Hendrick, or JGR wins a race.  This time:  it's our favorite driver, Jimmie Johnson.

More inside.

Blow out the candles, Kyle Busch. The driver they call Shrub backed up his Nationwide win on Friday with a Cup victory on Saturday -- his 24th birthday -- for a Richmond sweep. Results

Big wrecks, flying cars, injured fans, a driver jogging across the finish line, and a rookie winner. Just another wild and wacky Sunday night at Talladega. Results

Mark Martin's victory Saturday night at Phoenix -- the 50-year-old's first Sprint Cup win in almost four years -- will go down as one of NASCAR's special moments. Results

Jeff Gordon ended a 47-race drought but had to fight off a furious rally from teammate Jimmie Johnson to win his first race at Texas Motor Speedway. Results

Denny Hamlin dominated, but Jimmie Johnson proved again why he is the Martinsville master. Johnson moved Hamlin aside late to run to his sixth win at the track. Results

It's a safe bet Kyle Busch has forgotten all about the pit-road fiasco that cost him a Nationwide Series win Saturday at Bristol Motor Speedway. A Sprint Cup victory has a way of making things better. Results

Kurt Busch dominated the Kobalt Tools 500, but needed to pass Carl Edwards in an overtime finish. No problem for the Blue Deuce and crew. Results

Kyle Busch gave the hometown fans something to cheer about Sunday, winning the Shelby 427 from the back of the pack at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Recap

What's gotten into Matt Kenseth? He couldn't buy a race win in 2008. Now, after backing up his Daytona 500 victory with Sunday's win in Fontana, he and his rookie crew chief are the hottest tandem in the garage. Results

Burnouts or a backwards victory lap weren't possible. Just a simple climb from the car and high-five for Matt Kenseth signaled his victory in the Daytona 500 thanks to rain that pelted Daytona International Speedway just after 6:30 p.m. ET on Sunday.

NASCAR officially declared the season-opening race over at 6:49 p.m. ET, having completed 152 of the 200 scheduled laps.

That's what it took for Kevin Harvick to blow by Jamie McMurray on the final lap Saturday night to win the Bud Shootout at Daytona International Speedway. Recap

Cale Yarborough was the first to win three straight Cup titles. So it was only appropriate that he appear Friday at the Waldorf=Astoria to honor NASCAR's newest three-peat champ, Jimmie Johnson. Smith blog

Carl Edwards gave it his best shot, leading the most laps and winning the Ford 400 at Homestead on Sunday. The guy that took home the real hardware? Jimmie Johnson, three-time Sprint Cup champion and three in a row.

Jeff Gordon has four titles, but none since 2001. Jimmie Johnson is almost a lock to win his third straight. Still winless in '08 with one race to go, what has happened to Gordon's happy endings? Rundown

Carl Edwards had the slowest car on the track on the final lap Sunday at Texas Motor Speedway. But he still got to the checkered flag first. The 99 team's fuel-mileage strategy paid off big as Edwards won for the second straight week and pulled within 106 points of Chase leader Jimmie Johnson, who finished 15th. Recap