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Duff_ManX

Level 27
Sheng Long
Posts: 13474

Oct 12, 2006 10:38 pm PT

Hahaha...

Homer: Mmmmmm, what's that delicious smell?
Verity: I'm burning all your underwear.

onimusha4567
Level 22
Blaster Master
Posts: 1193

Oct 12, 2006 11:10 pm PT

Homer-I will sell my soul for a donut

McSkombi
Level 26
Cyber-Lip
Posts: 646

Oct 13, 2006 4:38 am PT

Bart wrote:

"I'm an Alien from the Ur-anus!"

robbristow
Level 45
Mishima Zaibatsu
Posts: 66043

Oct 13, 2006 9:40 am PT

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.
Homer: Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.
Bart: Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.
Homer: Oh ... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.
Lisa: Can I?
Homer: No.

Edited on Oct 13, 2006 9:41 am PT

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting..

Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all.
Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness.
Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.

None can hope to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of one's existence -
that which makes its truth, its meaning - its subtle and penetrating essence.
It is impossible. We live, as we dream - alone.

The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness..

Sidburn19
Level 51
Alien Hominid
Posts: 4862
User is Online

Oct 13, 2006 5:59 pm PT

Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked
Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
Homer: I forget. But the point is...
Homer: I forget that, too.
Homer: Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

onimusha4567
Level 22
Blaster Master
Posts: 1193

Oct 13, 2006 8:40 pm PT

Apu:Hindu there are like 7 million of us.

Duff_ManX

Level 27
Sheng Long
Posts: 13474

Oct 13, 2006 11:59 pm PT

lol...brilliant quotes.

Sidburn19
Level 51
Alien Hominid
Posts: 4862
User is Online

Oct 14, 2006 4:16 am PT

Homer: Bart, I can't believe you got expelled! Well, don't expect to spend all week lying around on the couch like a bum, 'cause that's MY thing!

Duff_ManX

Level 27
Sheng Long
Posts: 13474

Oct 15, 2006 3:22 am PT

Homer:Pwwfh...clown college? You can't eat that.

damariofan
Level 29
Radiant Silvergun
Posts: 763

Oct 15, 2006 7:17 pm PT

Marge:Homie, I don't think you should use those cinderblocks for a bookshelf

Homer:But Marge, everyone on campus is doing it! Besides, they didn't cost anything. I swiped them from a construction site.

[At the construction site]Builder-Sir, we're missing six cinderblocks

Founder-Well, I guess there'll be no hospital then, I'll tell the children.

Butters782

Level 33
Goombella
Posts: 5610

Oct 16, 2006 9:20 pm PT

Haahaha, poor kids

Duff_ManX

Level 27
Sheng Long
Posts: 13474

Oct 17, 2006 2:11 am PT

lol...this just kills me...

Herb: How would you like to spend $2000 to give a broken man a second chance?
Homer: Nah.

Sidburn19
Level 51
Alien Hominid
Posts: 4862
User is Online

Oct 17, 2006 1:10 pm PT

Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...
Homer: The Force?
Mark Hamill: The forks. Use the forks

robbristow
Level 45
Mishima Zaibatsu
Posts: 66043

Oct 18, 2006 11:27 am PT

i remba that one

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Edited on Oct 18, 2006 11:38 am PT

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting..

The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness..

magicmo

Level 37
Heiankyo Alien
Posts: 10565

Oct 19, 2006 1:10 pm PT

Homer to Bart:: "There, there boy....shut up"

DVD Aficionado|Unbelievable...

Duff_ManX

Level 27
Sheng Long
Posts: 13474

Oct 21, 2006 1:03 am PT

Homer: Well Marge, tonight I'm drunk on love...and beer.

Sidburn19
Level 51
Alien Hominid
Posts: 4862
User is Online

Oct 23, 2006 1:27 pm PT

Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

onimusha4567
Level 22
Blaster Master
Posts: 1193

Oct 23, 2006 3:27 pm PT

Krabaple-what about the children's future.

Skinner-they have no future.(children stare)

Skinner-prove me wrong kidsd prove me wrong.

skine99
Level 29
Radiant Silvergun
Posts: 4164

Oct 28, 2006 4:13 pm PT

a banner over a street in Springfeild reads

Springfeild-
Clean & Sober
For .75 Days!

ohh this ones always a favorite
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3.

one last one
Moe to angry mob: Thjere headin down to the old mill! Let's get em!
Homer: No we're not!
Moe: Well, lets go down to the old mill anyway! Get some cider!

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