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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 2:52 pm PT
    Fact. He evens wears the Jesus sandals.



    That's fly



    Look at him mack Paris Hilton!



    Ballin!



    check out the man Scott Storch in action


    Scott Storch is the ballinest man in the universe

    Edited on Feb 27, 2007 2:53 pm PT


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    Fact. He evens wears the Jesus sandals.

    [img]http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/7/0/8/10698077-10698080-slarge.jpg[/img]

    That's fly

    [img]http://blog.turntablelab.com/images/BrianSmith106735641.jpg[/img]

    Look at him mack Paris Hilton!

    [img]http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2006/08/phlaunch6-thumb.jpg[/img]

    Ballin!

    [img]http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/scott-storch.jpg[/img]

    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0koQltJ_M]check out the man Scott Storch in action[/url]


    Scott Storch is the ballinest man in the universe

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  • freakyzeeky1986
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 2:52 pm PT

    Off-Topic.. Yay! | Emblems Union

    :lol:
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  • AgentA-Mi6
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 2:57 pm PT
    Or the guy from napoleon dynamite
    Or the guy from napoleon dynamite
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 2:58 pm PT
    freakyzeeky1986 wrote:




    Ballin


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    [QUOTE="freakyzeeky1986"] :lol:[/QUOTE]

    [img]http://xxlmag.com/Features/2004/1104.scott-storch/1.jpg[/img]

    Ballin
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  • Rhazakna
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 2:59 pm PT
    He looks like a frog.


    He looks like a frog.
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  • soroush7
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:01 pm PT
    Whata fool.
    Whata fool.
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:01 pm PT
    Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.




    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.
    Edited on Feb 27, 2007 3:10 pm PT


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    Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.

    [img]http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/7/0/8/10698077-10698080-slarge.jpg[/img]


    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.
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  • Stikke
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:06 pm PT
    Who the hell is that guy?

    Who the hell is that guy?
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  • major_silva
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:08 pm PT
    He's also Jewish.

    In a discussion on the fall of America:

    SumerianDaemon wrote:
    But if we have to be Nazi-like to push US(and religions hopefully) out of the way then so shall it be.

    He's also Jewish.
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:08 pm PT
    soroush7 wrote:
    Whata fool.




    How dare you disrespect Jesus like that.


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    [QUOTE="soroush7"]Whata fool.[/QUOTE]

    [img]http://photos.commongate.com/10/23149_f9bd6sgsp4_l.jpg[/img]

    How dare you disrespect Jesus like that.
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:09 pm PT
    Stikke wrote:
    Who the hell is that guy?


    Jesus reincarnated.


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    [QUOTE="Stikke"]Who the hell is that guy?[/QUOTE]

    Jesus reincarnated.
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  • easteast
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:10 pm PT
    No, I think Chuck Norris would be.

    Me

    (Click the sig)

    No, I think Chuck Norris would be.
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:13 pm PT
    easteast wrote:
    No, I think Chuck Norris would be.


    Nah. Storch owns Chuck Norris. Storch would just ghostride his Bentley into Norris and Norris would be through.


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    [QUOTE="easteast"]No, I think Chuck Norris would be. [/QUOTE]

    Nah. Storch owns Chuck Norris. Storch would just ghostride his Bentley into Norris and Norris would be through.
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  • adam0926
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:13 pm PT
    I've never seen that guy before 

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    I've never seen that guy before 
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  • adam0926
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:15 pm PT
    Orlando_Magic wrote:
    Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.

    That description sound more like 50 Cent

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    4GB Corsair XMS2 900Mhz RAM
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    Thermaltake Armour Full Tower
    X-Fi XtremeGamer Sound card
    Cooler Master I-Green 600W PSU
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    [QUOTE="Orlando_Magic"]Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.
    [/QUOTE]
    That description sound more like 50 Cent
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  • Orlando_Magic
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:18 pm PT
    adam0926 wrote:
    Orlando_Magic wrote:
    Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.

    That description sound more like 50 Cent


    They are friends. Storch produced notable 50 Cent songs like Just a Lil Bit and Candy Shop
    Edited on Feb 27, 2007 3:19 pm PT


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    [QUOTE="adam0926"][QUOTE="Orlando_Magic"]Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.
    [/QUOTE]
    That description sound more like 50 Cent
    [/QUOTE]

    They are friends. Storch produced notable 50 Cent songs like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuagzdTtz4]Just a Lil Bit[/url] and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NehEY-wTOcY]Candy Shop[/url]
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  • cliff122316
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:22 pm PT
    he is ugly. but he made make it rain by weezy. now thats a quality song hahahahaha


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    he is ugly. but he made make it rain by weezy. now thats a quality song hahahahaha
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  • freakyzeeky1986
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:34 pm PT
    cliff122316 wrote:
    he is ugly. but he made make it rain by weezy. now thats a quality song hahahahaha

    That's a Fat Joe song, Weezy is just featured in it...

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    [QUOTE="cliff122316"]he is ugly. but he made make it rain by weezy. now thats a quality song hahahahaha[/QUOTE] That's a Fat Joe song, Weezy is just featured in it... :|
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  • flbeast
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:36 pm PT
    adam0926 wrote:
    Orlando_Magic wrote:
    Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.

    That description sound more like 50 Cent

    50 Cent has millions more than Scott Storch
    [QUOTE="adam0926"][QUOTE="Orlando_Magic"]Storch takes a break in his seven-bedroom, fourteen-bathroom, $11 million mansion.
    • He has called himself the Meyer Lansky of hip-hop.
    • He bought Paris Hilton a Bentley while they were dating.
    • He charges $80 - $90k per song and produced 80 tracks last year.
    • He has a "leggy but silent" Brazilian girlfriend.
    • His yacht is named Storchavelli.
    • He owns 13 different cars and drives something different every day.
    • He wears a 32-carat canary-yellow ring.
    • He willingly posed for that portrait.

    The man is Jesus himself.
    [/QUOTE]
    That description sound more like 50 Cent
    [/QUOTE]
    50 Cent has millions more than Scott Storch :D
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  • videogamer456
     
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    Feb 27, 2007 3:39 pm PT
    Storch is my main Jew.

    And on another note, you need Jesus to save your Magic, Orlando.

    Storch is my main Jew.

    And on another note, you need Jesus to save your Magic, Orlando.
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