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Was jesus an alien?

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  • darklord888
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:45 pm PT
    Now before you shoot this down and saying "omfg teh crazy!" first off think of this. I'm saying he was an alien, you're saying he was a supeior being from another dimenstion. Secondly a lot of his magic and whatever could have easily been very high-technology which they didn't understand.
    Like rising up into the heavens could have been leaving on their spaceship(heavens = space back then). Healing people could have been done with technology as well.
    Coming back from the dead could have been the aliens healing him and fixing him up.
    The Star of Bethlehem could have been the spaceship in the sky. 

    Also look at this website. http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art.shtml

    Here are some religion pictures that were made 100's of years before cars, planes, or pretty much any real technology like we have today so they wouldn't made been making their own UFO conspiracies..

    Single person spaceship?


    Seriously what the hell else could THAT me? That sure ain't no bird! And what is that strange black thing near the guy and dog?


    Fleet of ships with jesus in the lead? Hmm...



    This one's from Japan and the site says "The book "Ume No Chiri" (Dust of Apricot) tells us that a "foreign ship and crew" was once  witnessed at Haratonohama (Haratono Seashore) in Hitachi no Kuni (Ibaragi Prefecture), Japan. The outer shell was made of iron and glass ~ and strange letters were seen inside the ship.



    The site has the dates they were made and what they're called so if you want to check of google or where ever to see if they're real, go ahead. It does make sense when you think of it that IF there was a jesus that everything he did could be explained by extremely advanced technology and extremely primative people that had no idea wtf they were looking at and thought it was magic from the gods or whatever.

    Thoughts?
    Edited on Feb 17, 2007 4:46 pm PT


    Jeff Gerstmann: If you were talking about the people at the top of the DoA4 ladder they'd say "Uuugh...boobs..duuuuuuuh"

    Now before you shoot this down and saying "omfg teh crazy!" first off think of this. I'm saying he was an alien, you're saying he was a supeior being from another dimenstion. Secondly a lot of his magic and whatever could have easily been very high-technology which they didn't understand.
    Like rising up into the heavens could have been leaving on their spaceship(heavens = space back then). Healing people could have been done with technology as well.
    Coming back from the dead could have been the aliens healing him and fixing him up.
    The Star of Bethlehem could have been the spaceship in the sky. 

    Also look at this website. http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art.shtml

    Here are some religion pictures that were made 100's of years before cars, planes, or pretty much any real technology like we have today so they wouldn't made been making their own UFO conspiracies..

    Single person spaceship?


    Seriously what the hell else could THAT me? That sure ain't no bird! And what is that strange black thing near the guy and dog?


    Fleet of ships with jesus in the lead? Hmm...



    This one's from Japan and the site says "The book "Ume No Chiri" (Dust of Apricot) tells us that a "foreign ship and crew" was once  witnessed at Haratonohama (Haratono Seashore) in Hitachi no Kuni (Ibaragi Prefecture), Japan. The outer shell was made of iron and glass ~ and strange letters were seen inside the ship.



    The site has the dates they were made and what they're called so if you want to check of google or where ever to see if they're real, go ahead. It does make sense when you think of it that IF there was a jesus that everything he did could be explained by extremely advanced technology and extremely primative people that had no idea wtf they were looking at and thought it was magic from the gods or whatever.

    Thoughts?
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  • -Karayan-
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:47 pm PT
    He was the first hippie, that's all.

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    Just one little bite...

    He was the first hippie, that's all.
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  • UbAdm
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:48 pm PT
    Hooray, another religion thread!

    Sig made by 5TeN - Thanks lot!
    Hooray, another religion thread!
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  • pikmin-master
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:48 pm PT
    kool but wierd...

    Xbox Live Gamertag - xKCx one

    kool but wierd...
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  • andyxm
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:49 pm PT
    lol, thats the best thing i've heard all day
    lol, thats the best thing i've heard all day
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  • darklord888
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:51 pm PT
    UbAdm wrote:
    Hooray, another religion thread!


    Yeah but it's not a "religion sucks" thread.


    Jeff Gerstmann: If you were talking about the people at the top of the DoA4 ladder they'd say "Uuugh...boobs..duuuuuuuh"

    [QUOTE="UbAdm"]Hooray, another religion thread![/QUOTE] Yeah but it's not a "religion sucks" thread.
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  • Stupid-Bastard
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:56 pm PT
    darklord888 wrote:
    And what is that strange black thing near the guy and dog?

    That's clearly a bush. Compare it to the leaves of the tree slightly to the right of it.

    As for the rest, I've seen these before, and I find it interesting. Your theory is interesting too.

     

     

    [QUOTE="darklord888"]And what is that strange black thing near the guy and dog?[/QUOTE] That's clearly a bush. Compare it to the leaves of the tree slightly to the right of it. As for the rest, I've seen these before, and I find it interesting. Your theory is interesting too.
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  • Shalashaska77
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:57 pm PT

    owned


    owned
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  • jim_shorts
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 4:57 pm PT
    you have enlightened us all

    I love Jesus

    you have enlightened us all
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  • darklord888
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:03 pm PT
    jim_shorts wrote:
    you have enlightened us all


    I'm glad.


    Jeff Gerstmann: If you were talking about the people at the top of the DoA4 ladder they'd say "Uuugh...boobs..duuuuuuuh"

    [QUOTE="jim_shorts"]you have enlightened us all[/QUOTE] I'm glad.
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  • jm4847
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:03 pm PT
    He was an average human being that started a religion (like Joseph Smith).
    Do not click!
    He was an average human being that started a religion (like Joseph Smith).
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  • jim_shorts
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:04 pm PT
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?

    I love Jesus

    [QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
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  • Shalashaska77
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:05 pm PT
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
    it doesent look like jesus

    [QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?[/QUOTE] it doesent look like jesus
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  • jim_shorts
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:07 pm PT
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
    it doesent look like jesus
    Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head.  Their site got shut down. 

    I love Jesus

    [QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?[/QUOTE] it doesent look like jesus
    [/QUOTE] Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head.  Their site got shut down. 
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  • JohnWinger
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:07 pm PT

    -Karayan- wrote:
    He was the first hippie, that's all.

    LOL

    This thread is off the chain funny!!

    XPvtJamesRyan2X[] - brought to you by TripleTags.com

    [QUOTE="-Karayan-"]He was the first hippie, that's all.[/QUOTE]

    LOL

    :lol:

    This thread is off the chain funny!! :D

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  • Shalashaska77
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:09 pm PT
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
    it doesent look like jesus
    Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down.
    I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.

    [QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?[/QUOTE] it doesent look like jesus
    [/QUOTE] Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down. [/QUOTE]I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.
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  • jim_shorts
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:11 pm PT
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
    it doesent look like jesus
    Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down.
    I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.
    how would you know what Jesus looked like?

    I love Jesus

    [QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?[/QUOTE] it doesent look like jesus
    [/QUOTE] Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down. [/QUOTE]I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.
    [/QUOTE] how would you know what Jesus looked like?
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  • Shalashaska77
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:11 pm PT
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:
    jim_shorts wrote:
    Shalashaska77 wrote:

    owned
    Is that a raptor Jesus pic?
    it doesent look like jesus
    Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down.
    I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.
    how would you know what Jesus looked like?
    oh, uhhhh, lets not go there.... >_>

    [QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]
    owned
    [/QUOTE] Is that a raptor Jesus pic?[/QUOTE] it doesent look like jesus
    [/QUOTE] Raptor Jesus is an internet religion where Jesus has a raptor head. Their site got shut down. [/QUOTE]I know, im just saying that the body doesent look like jesuses.
    [/QUOTE] how would you know what Jesus looked like?[/QUOTE] oh, uhhhh, lets not go there.... >_>
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  • R0cky_Racc00n
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm PT
    It's all a bunch of coincidences.

    They come on like their peaceful, But inside they're so uptight
    They trip through the day, And waste all their thoughts at night

    It's all a bunch of coincidences.
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  • Anamosa41
     
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    Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm PT
    You guys need help. ALL OF YOU!

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    I am The Anamosa.

    You guys need help. ALL OF YOU!
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