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  • Sony_Casual
     
    Level 17
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:33 pm PT
    Im sad to say, sheep, that it's over. The DS will reign no more, not in NA, not in Europe, and not even in Japan.

    Now, I know you're saying, 'Why is that Sony_Casual ? Please, tell us more !'. Well, I don't really need to say much more. All I have to do is link you THIS game. 50 Cent : Bulletproof G Unit Edition. As if playing as fiddy wasn't enough, now you get to play as Lloyd Banks, Yayo, and others. This is NOT a rehash. Far from it, the game has had it's style completely redone, and is it ever looking amazing. This years edition is in OVERHEAD perspective. A camera angle that hasn't been done in a long time, but will be reborn and probably made the standard after the release of B:GUE.

    Taken straight from the article "The combat engine is surprisingly complex." No, this isn't your typical button mashing Zelda, or Mario game. This game takes skill. Skill you can only obtain from the streets.

    Another HUGE selling point of this game is the fact that it can help you in real life situations. Need to get hyped up for the gang war tonight ? Not a problem. Bulletproof has you covered. Since this is G Unit Edition, you can prepare not only yourself, but your TEAMWORK. Also, it's handheld. What does this have to do with anything ? Ill tell you. You can play it all the way up until that first punch is throw (or bat is swung) and you will NEVER lose your hype. In fact, this game is SCIENTIFICALLY proven to reduce gang fights by a drastic SEVENTY-FIVE percent. How ? Because gangs throughout the United States have started using this game to solve there problems, through the brand new, ONLINE MODE. Team up with your gang, grab a bat, and go at it with gangsters from around the world. You thought Halo 2 was good online, wait till you try this.

    Now, it may seem like a button masher, but there is also strategic ways to play this game. For example, you can find a prostitute on your side in the online game, and make her go out and sell cheap to OTHER gangs. What's this do ? It gives the opposing gangs STD's causing them to be hospitalized, or even worse, die. It also has other side effects which havent yet been disclosed.

    So, pick up your gat, grab a bat, and go to your local EB and preorder this game.

    This WILL be the HANDHELD GOTY 2006. Mark.my.words.

    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    Im sad to say, sheep, that it's over. The DS will reign no more, not in NA, not in Europe, and not even in Japan.

    Now, I know you're saying, 'Why is that Sony_Casual ? Please, tell us more !'. Well, I don't really need to say much more. All I have to do is link you THIS game. 50 Cent : Bulletproof G Unit Edition. As if playing as fiddy wasn't enough, now you get to play as Lloyd Banks, Yayo, and others. This is NOT a rehash. Far from it, the game has had it's style completely redone, and is it ever looking amazing. This years edition is in OVERHEAD perspective. A camera angle that hasn't been done in a long time, but will be reborn and probably made the standard after the release of B:GUE.

    Taken straight from the article "The combat engine is surprisingly complex." No, this isn't your typical button mashing Zelda, or Mario game. This game takes skill. Skill you can only obtain from the streets.

    Another HUGE selling point of this game is the fact that it can help you in real life situations. Need to get hyped up for the gang war tonight ? Not a problem. Bulletproof has you covered. Since this is G Unit Edition, you can prepare not only yourself, but your TEAMWORK. Also, it's handheld. What does this have to do with anything ? Ill tell you. You can play it all the way up until that first punch is throw (or bat is swung) and you will NEVER lose your hype. In fact, this game is SCIENTIFICALLY proven to reduce gang fights by a drastic SEVENTY-FIVE percent. How ? Because gangs throughout the United States have started using this game to solve there problems, through the brand new, ONLINE MODE. Team up with your gang, grab a bat, and go at it with gangsters from around the world. You thought Halo 2 was good online, wait till you try this.

    Now, it may seem like a button masher, but there is also strategic ways to play this game. For example, you can find a prostitute on your side in the online game, and make her go out and sell cheap to OTHER gangs. What's this do ? It gives the opposing gangs STD's causing them to be hospitalized, or even worse, die. It also has other side effects which havent yet been disclosed.

    So, pick up your gat, grab a bat, and go to your local EB and preorder this game.

    This WILL be the HANDHELD GOTY 2006. Mark.my.words.
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  • LegendOfRiddlin
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:34 pm PT
    OMG
    OMG :lol:
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  • Zender007
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:35 pm PT
    OMG!! 50cent? r u j/k?
     

    OMG!! 50cent? r u j/k? :lol:
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  • slothboyadvance
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:35 pm PT
    [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
    Edited on Aug 7, 2006 5:22 am PT
    [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
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  • Sony_Casual
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:35 pm PT
    LegendOfRiddlin wrote:
    OMG

    Yeah, you're laughing now.
    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    [QUOTE="LegendOfRiddlin"]OMG :lol:[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're laughing now.
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  • Pistol_Man
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:35 pm PT

    This actually got a chuckle from me.  I give it an 8/10.

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    This actually got a chuckle from me.  I give it an 8/10.

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  • karicha9
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:36 pm PT
    I lol'd.

     

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  • -Jammo-
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:36 pm PT

    Yo yo holmes, dis be 50 cent here in de crib. You's kin all tough and
    **** but ya' know de facts, G. Mah' games is total crap, ya' dig?
    Duzn't deny it, I wants' yo money to pay off ma my paternity suits. This is G-unit

    Wii Friends Code: 0145-0454-8838-6017
    Yo yo holmes, dis be 50 cent here in de crib. You's kin all tough and **** but ya' know de facts, G. Mah' games is total crap, ya' dig? Duzn't deny it, I wants' yo money to pay off ma my paternity suits. This is G-unit
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  • Sony_Casual
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:36 pm PT
    Zender007 wrote:
    OMG!! 50cent? r u j/k?

    Sig bet ?
    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    [QUOTE="Zender007"]OMG!! 50cent? r u j/k? :lol:[/QUOTE] Sig bet ?
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  • BuryMe
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT
    if GTA couldn't beat the DS, why would this?

    Annie are you OK? So Annie are you OK? Are You OK Annie?

    if GTA couldn't beat the DS, why would this?
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  • Pistol_Man
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT
    This actually is kinda funny.  It's hard to find even mildly amusing threads on System Wars nowadays....

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    The Next-Gen Alliance is the best solution! (Check my profile)  Give me a comment on agreements/disagreements if you want.

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    This actually is kinda funny.  It's hard to find even mildly amusing threads on System Wars nowadays....
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  • Captain-Pants
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT

    "And these rappers need to gather their belongings or get rapped up in their extra long thong thong strings, for singing the wrong things"-M.F. Doom

    "And these rappers need to gather their belongings or get rapped up in their extra long thong thong strings, for singing the wrong things"-M.F. Doom

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  • Sony_Casual
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT
    This game will bring Sony money, money, money, money, CAKE.
    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    This game will bring Sony money, money, money, money, CAKE.
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  • Zender007
     
    Level 15
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    Posts: 2396
    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT
    slothboyadvance wrote:

    Dear...
    [X] noob
    [X] dumb ass
    [X] 12 year-old
    [ ] GSer

    You are being flamed because...
    [X] You posted something stupid
    [ ] You posted something unoriginal
    [X] I just don't like you
    [ ] You are complaining about the sword/rocket/sniper/n00b combo
    [ ] ur gramer sux
    [ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    [ ] Other
    [ ] All of the above

    For punishment, you must...
    [X] Delete your account
    [X] Shut the hell up
    [ ] Go back to the GS board
    [X] Watch Barney for 36 hours
    [ ] Get WoW and play a Paladin to 60
    [ ] DIAF
    [ ] Other:
    [ ] All of the above

    In closing, I would like to say...
    [ ] You're adopted
    [ ] Screw you
    [ ] Suicide is your only option
    [ ] When your sleeping, I spit in your mouth
    [ ] I've seen more intelligent things in my toilet
    [X] All of the above

    Watch Barney for 36 hours? cmon man at least give him a CHANCE to live

     

    [QUOTE="slothboyadvance"]

    Dear...
    [X] noob
    [X] dumb ass
    [X] 12 year-old
    [ ] GSer

    You are being flamed because...
    [X] You posted something stupid
    [ ] You posted something unoriginal
    [X] I just don't like you
    [ ] You are complaining about the sword/rocket/sniper/n00b combo
    [ ] ur gramer sux
    [ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    [ ] Other
    [ ] All of the above

    For punishment, you must...
    [X] Delete your account
    [X] Shut the hell up
    [ ] Go back to the GS board
    [X] Watch Barney for 36 hours
    [ ] Get WoW and play a Paladin to 60
    [ ] DIAF
    [ ] Other:
    [ ] All of the above

    In closing, I would like to say...
    [ ] You're adopted
    [ ] Screw you
    [ ] Suicide is your only option
    [ ] When your sleeping, I spit in your mouth
    [ ] I've seen more intelligent things in my toilet
    [X] All of the above

    [/QUOTE]

    Watch Barney for 36 hours?:o cmon man at least give him a CHANCE to live:(

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  • Johnny_Sack
     
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    Posts: 4587
    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT

    Yo, Sony Casual. Check this one time. This be the PS3 launch lineup

    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/playstation-3-launch-games-confirmed.html

    The Good
    The PS2 - The best home console ever made and still very much alive . Sublime
    The DS - The best handheld ever made with a ridiculously bright future.
    The Xbox 360 - The best of the next gen consoles by far. Still a bit expensive as is the online but this shouldn't be the case for too long.
    The Bad
    The Wii - A gamecube with a remote that costs $250-$350 . Also includes 5 tech demos that no-one wants (Wii sports). buy it when it flops for $100
    The PS3 - Full of expensive crap that offers no benefits to gamers. It also seems to have lost most of it's exclusives and has barely any new IPs to speak of.
    The PSP - Jesus H Christ. The worst handheld in history with a fanbase that seems to consist entirely of the ignorant. Terrible

    Yo, Sony Casual. Check this one time. This be the PS3 launch lineup

    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/playstation-3-launch-games-confirmed.html

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  • Sony_Casual
     
    Level 17
    Minus World
    Posts: 1500
    Aug 3, 2006 8:37 pm PT
    BuryMe wrote:
    if GTA couldn't beat the DS, why would this?
    Umm, yeah see GTA follows those fake wannabe gangsters in there rich homes. 50 Cent grew up on the streets, he got shot NINE times, HES GANGSTER.
    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    [QUOTE="BuryMe"]if GTA couldn't beat the DS, why would this?[/QUOTE]Umm, yeah see GTA follows those fake wannabe gangsters in there rich homes. 50 Cent grew up on the streets, he got shot NINE times, HES GANGSTER.
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  • ozma523
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:38 pm PT
    hey another garbage game from 50 cent ive had enough with bullet proof it was the worst title for the ps2 and will be the worst for the psp omg your hilarious
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    hey another garbage game from 50 cent ive had enough with bullet proof it was the worst title for the ps2 and will be the worst for the psp omg your hilarious:lol:
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  • SmashBrosLegend
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:38 pm PT
    umm if gta couldnt take out nintendo then no crappy rap game can either. ds has outsold the psp by a long shot. according to wiki, the ds has sold over 22 million units.
    the psp has sold between 8 and 13 million. they are not sure because they only have exact figures from the us and japan, not the uk, aus, ect.

    so, tell me, how is the port of a game that didnt sell 10 million GAMES on the consoles gonna make up for a 10 million CONSOLE deficit? when the new pokemon games come out, the psp will die.
    someone approve this ownage.


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    umm if gta couldnt take out nintendo then no crappy rap game can either. ds has outsold the psp by a long shot. according to wiki, the ds has sold over 22 million units.
    the psp has sold between 8 and 13 million. they are not sure because they only have exact figures from the us and japan, not the uk, aus, ect.

    so, tell me, how is the port of a game that didnt sell 10 million GAMES on the consoles gonna make up for a 10 million CONSOLE deficit? when the new pokemon games come out, the psp will die.
    someone approve this ownage.
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  • slothboyadvance
     
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    Aug 3, 2006 8:38 pm PT
    Zender007 wrote:
    slothboyadvance wrote:

    Dear...
    [X] noob
    [X] dumb ass
    [X] 12 year-old
    [ ] GSer

    You are being flamed because...
    [X] You posted something stupid
    [ ] You posted something unoriginal
    [X] I just don't like you
    [ ] You are complaining about the sword/rocket/sniper/n00b combo
    [ ] ur gramer sux
    [ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    [ ] Other
    [ ] All of the above

    For punishment, you must...
    [X] Delete your account
    [X] Shut the hell up
    [ ] Go back to the GS board
    [X] Watch Barney for 36 hours
    [ ] Get WoW and play a Paladin to 60
    [ ] DIAF
    [ ] Other:
    [ ] All of the above

    In closing, I would like to say...
    [ ] You're adopted
    [ ] Screw you
    [ ] Suicide is your only option
    [ ] When your sleeping, I spit in your mouth
    [ ] I've seen more intelligent things in my toilet
    [X] All of the above

    Watch Barney for 36 hours? cmon man at least give him a CHANCE to live

    Fine, fine.  Only 34 hours.

    [QUOTE="Zender007"][QUOTE="slothboyadvance"]

    Dear...
    [X] noob
    [X] dumb ass
    [X] 12 year-old
    [ ] GSer

    You are being flamed because...
    [X] You posted something stupid
    [ ] You posted something unoriginal
    [X] I just don't like you
    [ ] You are complaining about the sword/rocket/sniper/n00b combo
    [ ] ur gramer sux
    [ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
    [ ] Other
    [ ] All of the above

    For punishment, you must...
    [X] Delete your account
    [X] Shut the hell up
    [ ] Go back to the GS board
    [X] Watch Barney for 36 hours
    [ ] Get WoW and play a Paladin to 60
    [ ] DIAF
    [ ] Other:
    [ ] All of the above

    In closing, I would like to say...
    [ ] You're adopted
    [ ] Screw you
    [ ] Suicide is your only option
    [ ] When your sleeping, I spit in your mouth
    [ ] I've seen more intelligent things in my toilet
    [X] All of the above

    [/QUOTE]

    Watch Barney for 36 hours?:o cmon man at least give him a CHANCE to live:(

    [/QUOTE]

    Fine, fine.  Only 34 hours.

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  • Sony_Casual
     
    Level 17
    Minus World
    Posts: 1500
    Aug 3, 2006 8:38 pm PT
    Johnny_Sack wrote:

    Yo, Sony Casual. Check this one time. This be the PS3 launch lineup

    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/playstation-3-launch-games-confirmed.html


    Looks good.
    Reppin' the Wii-Tang Clan : Ol' Dirty Miyamoto
    [QUOTE="Johnny_Sack"]

    Yo, Sony Casual. Check this one time. This be the PS3 launch lineup

    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/playstation-3-launch-games-confirmed.html

    [/QUOTE] Looks good.
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