Does Orcs Must Die 2 provide the Orc genocide we've all been waiting for? Find out in this review! :)

User Rating: 8.5 | Orcs Must Die! 2 PC
Video Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k83LQsaBmZQ

**** PLEASE NOTE: This is written review created specifically for the video review linked above :).

The Orc. Big. Green, and Ugly. Unwanted, unloved, these creatures have faced discrimination through countless movies, books, and video games. Every day these pitiful creatures are mocked, scoffed, and slayed by human society. But now is the time for change. Together, we can fight this hate and discrimination and give these Orcs the life they deserve.

Hahahaha…. Screw that sh*t! Just like Elves, ORCS MUST DIE 2!!! *DEMON LAUGH*

Orcs Must Die 2 is an amazing Tower Defense game. The objective is simple: perform a mass genocide of Orc destruction, while defending these things called Rifts. If a set number of Orcs enter into these Rifts, the game is over. Luckily for you, the game offers numerous ways to kill these green bastards.
Welcome to another segment of Cooking with Tubbymora!

Hello sexy people! Today we will be learning how to make nice, sexy Orc dish that you bring to any get together. First you must tenderize orc meat. Listen as green tiny little bodies are crushed, and eye bulge out. If orc meat stop squealing in pain, then orc meat is ready. Next you want heat orc meat at a nice, soothing 10,000 degrees. You literally want to burn green off skin. In fact, you literally want to burn skin off. That's where all cholesterol is. Finally you skewer Orc meat with fine tip needles. The more holes in meat, the better it taste. Then you serve dish, and walla, you have make sexy orc-kabobs. Thank you for joining in segment of Cooking with Tubbymora. I see you next time! Bye Bye!

Well that was weird… ummm… so yeah. After the completion of a level, you can also earn skulls that grant you the ability to unlock new weapons, traps, and items. You can also use these skulls to upgrade the current gear you have to increase your killing potential. You even have the option to play the game solo or co-op. Whether you're a big fan of the tower defense genre, or you just like kicking virtual orc *ss, Orcs Must Die 2 is a great game with a lot of replay value that I would highly recommend to anyone.

Orc Must Die 2 gets 4 Orc Cooking Recipes… out of 5.

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