Boobs, katanas, guns, and zombies.

User Rating: 8.5 | Oneechanbara vorteX: Imichi o Tsugu Monotachi X360
By org13 | Review Date:
Onechanbara Vortex X is like an upgraded version of the predecessor which was a Simple 2000 title on the PS2. It's a brainless slasher with tons of blood and gore. You mindlessly hack in slash zombies. The gameplay is simple and tedious. The graphic is a PS2/Xbox level. The camera option is pretty bad. And there's a story some where in there too.
With all that negatives I just raised, I still had a blast with Onechanbara. Why? I'm not sure but I think me being a pervert has a lot to do with it.
First off, boobs. They're great. In this game they allocated the extra time to work on all the jiggling parts of the human body. Thought it may look unnatural (too bouncy)… who cares! In fact, you're introduced to them when one is taking a shower with steamy mist strategically placed so the game trains your right side of your brain. Who needs brain age? The camera angles in some action move are spot on.
Second, blood and gore. You slice up the zombies like butter and all their body parts goes flying everywhere. With those two it's a winning combo.
If you're a perv like me I strongly suggest you right D3 an email asking them to bring it over here.

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