My 50th review after LittleBigPlanet.
Okay, where do I start? When I first saw this at GameFly, I thought it looks like a great game, but no, I was wrong! And you know what?! I'm so very glad I was wrong! Why?! Because I've heard this is one of the worst video games ever made due to the horrific gameplay, very short length, terrible graphics, clumsy unresponsive controls, sloppy camera, and horrible sound effects and music. I really hate this game so much. It's controls sometimes won't respond, which is really annoying. This game really needs to be destroyed. Thank God I've bought Super Mario Galaxy over this GARBAGE! Get that instead if you want a better Wii game. Just destroy this game! It's crap, and it is definitely gonna get a BIG FAT F--! Here the results:
Gameplay 1/10: Just horrific, and the level design is just AWFUL! Plus the game is also very short that it will take you like less than an hour to beat it!
Graphics 1/10: The graphics really looks like N64 graphics. Looks like a 1 year old made it.
Controls 1/10: You attack by swinging the Wii Remote and the attack doesn't respond like I said before. It only works whenever it feels like it, and jump by flicking the Nunchuk upwards, WAIT TIME OUT! Use the Nunchuk to jump?!?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?! They must have been drunk, they must have been on drugs, and they must have been smoking to make the controls, and plus, the sensor won't read the attacking controls sometimes. WHY CHANGE THE GREAT CONTROLS WE GREW UP WITH?! Also if you think Sonic 2006's camera is naughty, then this game's camera is just as rude as that one.
Sound/Music 1/10: Just horrible! It will make your ears bleed and hurt so very bad! Put the game on mute if you dare!
Lasting Appeal 1/10: One of the worst video games ever made! It's just a piece of sh*beep*!
Overall, Ninjabread Man is the one of the most horrendous and God-awful video games ever made!
The Good:
-Trust me, smashing and destroying it is tons of fun!
The Bad:
-Horrific gameplay
-Awful level design
-Very short length
-Terrible graphics
-Clumsy unresponsive controls
-Sloppy camera
-Horrible sound effects and music
Nintendo, meet your arch-nemesis, Data Design Interactive! What are you laughing at Anubis II?! YOU'RE NEXT!
Ninjabread Man gets a 1 out of 10!
-sonic_rareware8