Satanic insult to humanity.

User Rating: 1 | Ninjabread Man WII
By immrgoodguy | Review Date:
Normally, when I review games, I go into extreme detail. But not for the Satanicbread Man. That's how bad it is.

The game is plagued by all sorts of problems. There's many bugs (including one that sends you back to the start of a level), a terrible framerate, and a very bad camera. There's some graphics that might pass off as a GameCube launch game.

Ninjabread Man is also lacking in content. There's only three levels, and that includes a training level. If you can actually beat these levels an amount of time, you'll unlock Time Attack, Score Pickups, and Hidden Pickups modes. Yeah, like you wouldn't be burning this game in a bonfire by the time you're six minutes into it.

Do the Wii controls help Ninjabread Man? Not a bit. Most of the time you can't even use your Ninja sword. Yeah, you're throwing mints that are supposed to be shruikens. Either way, the combat feels clunky and broken. Like the rest of the game.

The worst thing about this game? It was successful enough to net a sequel.

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