Kid wees on a Wii

  • By Emma_UK, GameSpot
  • Posted Jan 3, 2008 5:41 am PT

A four-year-old from Fleetwood, Lancashire, has peed on his older brother's console in what may be the ultimate bad Wii joke. Tot Ellis Emsley was apparently upset as his brother played with his new Christmas gift and ignored him, reports Metro.The father of the boys, Darren Emsley, had coughed up...

A four-year-old from Fleetwood, Lancashire, has peed on his older brother's console in what may be the ultimate bad Wii joke. Tot Ellis Emsley was apparently upset as his brother played with his new Christmas gift and ignored him, reports Metro.

The father of the boys, Darren Emsley, had coughed up £250 for the console for six-year-old Danny's Christmas present. However, his little brother wasn't as overjoyed at the addition to the household, and became jealous of the console.

The boy's mother, Kerry, explained, "It seems Ellis got fed up with Danny being obsessed with the Wii and refusing to play with him. He was told it was his turn on the Wii next, but he took it a bit too literally and used his secret weapon to sabotage the machine."

The Wii is now, unsurprisingly, not working. Meanwhile, Darren is weighing up the chances of the 'little accident' being covered by their home contents insurance. He mused, "It must surely be counted as a leak."

41 Comments

  • Questlove711

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 10:25 pm PT

    Hah!

  • BraindeadRacr

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 9:07 pm PT

    That little bastard's a genius.

  • jrabbit99

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 7:48 pm PT

    that's so funny

  • MeleeMaster2

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 7:28 pm PT

    Wow....

    How is this important enough to qualify as news?

  • oldskoolpozer

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 4:57 pm PT

    At least the parents did not sue Nintendo for the Wii not being wee-proof

  • Kravyn81

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 2:05 pm PT

    Wow. This is something I would've expected from a bratty American kid. Kudos to you, kid, for sinking down to our level. The only thing that would've made it better is if after pissing on it he shot the other kid and then teabagged him. I kid I kid!

  • rose_please

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 1:20 pm PT

    garbage console neways

  • Get_Shorty

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 10:33 am PT

    At least he didn't hold his wee and die. "It's got to come out!" I'm surprised the Wii broke how much wee did this kid have? Did he stick his penis into the console?

  • X-RS

    Posted Jan 7, 2008 9:47 am PT

    that kids prolly gonna pay his bro with his own teeth getting knocked out.
    either that or cut it off.

  • alberto2045

    Posted Jan 6, 2008 9:37 pm PT

    dude are you serious lol that has to be the best thing ever lol I dont even know why this is in the news section or in Gamespot at all but I dont really care cause it was so funny, "his secret weapon"? lol

  • Superlink00

    Posted Jan 6, 2008 4:46 pm PT

    And I seriously believed making fun of the Wii's name was over....

  • dashizy666

    Posted Jan 6, 2008 10:10 am PT

    If that happened to me I would have beat the **** out of my little brother. But I don't have a little brother so it will never happen.

  • thk123

    Posted Jan 6, 2008 9:02 am PT

    Now GS have covered this, he is going to have a hard time claiming Thats unlucky

  • axia_777

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 10:35 pm PT

    How very fitting.....

  • NotAFurry

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 2:27 pm PT

    Yeah, in the modern world and the way we are oppressed, siblings often ignore each other too much. Sad.

  • Dima_06

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 11:08 am PT

    What an idiot! I would make the kid pay! Obviously he is not old enough to get a job and buy his bro a new Wii, but I would wait 'till he grow up. When he is all grown up and ready to work..he can pay back for the Wii. Of course, by then the Wii will be outdated and probably useless. In the end, their father should get his older son another Wii and not get his other son any presents for the next 2 years.

  • Shadowsouled

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 10:16 am PT

    Slow news day much?

  • Artemyr

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 5:18 am PT

    oh what have we become...

  • Azhar85

    Posted Jan 5, 2008 2:42 am PT

    not the "Shiit" but the "Piece Of Crap"

  • Taegre

    Posted Jan 4, 2008 8:07 pm PT

    I know this may be late, but thank god Nintendo didn't name their system the "Shiiit"

  • bardkieran

    Posted Jan 4, 2008 6:15 pm PT

    in related news, child inserts crap into PS3 drive. When asked why he did it he replied "I'm pretending to be a game developer for PS3."

    =D

  • Shishio817

    Posted Jan 4, 2008 10:13 am PT

    Lol, yeah I wonder this hadn't happened already. I mean, with a name like that, Nintendo shouldn't be surprised.

  • KingKoop

    Posted Jan 4, 2008 3:45 am PT

    Talk about bad jokes, if that was my little brother doing that to me I'd make sure pain was dish of the day

  • JonnyNemesis

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 6:46 pm PT

    I'm more surprised at the fact that it took a whole year after the release of the Wii for this to happen.

  • Cypher_VR

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 2:50 pm PT

    http://www.electricfencewhiz.ytmnd.com/

  • Col-Neil

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 2:03 pm PT

    Thats why you use the control wire to strangle the little bastard lol

  • Zenfoldor

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 1:46 pm PT

    Ouch, kid must've been a Sony fanboy.

  • asimplerapper

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 12:53 pm PT

    WII owned!

  • PER85

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 11:23 am PT

    ....how....interesting....(sarcasm)

  • hunter8man

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 10:44 am PT

    It's only the 3rd day of 2008, and I think this we already have the news title of the year



    I would've spanked them both. The 4 year old for peeing on it, and the 6 year old for being a little jerk.

  • BassMan posted Jan 3, 2008 10:42 am PT (does not meet display criteria. sign in to show)

    BassMan

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 10:42 am PT (hide)

    Now that is one smart kid. The little guy saw through all the hype and saw the Wii for what it really is and he took appropriate action. *unzips* "Wiiiiiiii!!!" hehe

  • willripyouanew1

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 9:21 am PT

    This is pure crap, im sorry I read it!

  • kcweezkid

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 9:02 am PT

    pretty classic stuff here. although i feel for the kid who lost the machine, it is still funny that the dad is able to laugh at this situation.

  • jonfigs

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 8:56 am PT

    This has to be a bad joke?

  • Nintendus21

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 7:13 am PT

    Why do they have to be so nosy and report this? If a little kid like that peed on my Wii, he/she better have $250+ ready!

  • Jaeme

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 7:02 am PT

    Quick! Somebody forward this story to Jack Thompson! Proof! I say proof that videogames cause puerile behavior in children!

  • razu_gamer posted Jan 3, 2008 6:51 am PT (does not meet display criteria. sign in to show)

    razu_gamer

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 6:51 am PT (hide)

    English parents have lost control over their kids the past decade. I mean comon that was bad.

  • Darynkerr

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 6:47 am PT

    lol wee on the wii, sounds like a sport to me ^^

  • BSantamorena

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 6:42 am PT

    Best...Story...Ever!!!

  • ImaginaryFriend

    Posted Jan 3, 2008 6:14 am PT

    Wee on the Wii for the Win!

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