April Fools' Day 2009 Roundup
If you've spent any time online at all today, you've no doubt realized that it's April Fools' Day. This morning, GameSpot posted its own series of satirical stories for April Fools' Day. On the video side, the site previewed Fable II: My Pocket Pets, debuted some new Dragon Age footage from...
If you've spent any time online at all today, you've no doubt realized that it's April Fools' Day. This morning, GameSpot posted its own series of satirical stories for April Fools' Day. On the video side, the site previewed Fable II: My Pocket Pets, debuted some new Dragon Age footage from BioWare, and revealed the latest playable character in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2:
News editors pondered what would happen if Animal Crossing's Tom Nook was a Deadwood-like murderous criminal amd Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation needed a bailout and how Colonial Marines would react to the implosion of the Aliens games--if Colonial Marines actually existed. The prospect of 2K combining its critically lauded, ultraviolent BioShock series with its poorly reviewed, family-friendly Carnival Games also raised its head.
;)
There was also plenty of tomfoolery by publishers and developers this April Fool's Day, which has become a cultural touchstone for gamers. Here are some of the more prominent ones:
Blizzard's Blowout:
--New Diablo III class, the Archivist: A dottering, semi-senile old man whose dialogue tree includes the opinions "Have you seen my pants?" "Look at this mole on my neck," and "I smell like bacon and summertime."
;)
--New Starcraft II Unit, the Terratron: Nothing at all like a Transformer. Really. Its role? "Omega Supreme Defense," which sounds like an acne-control medication…from the future!
--Pimp My Mount: Service that lets players trick out their World of Warcraft steeds with "armor plating, a few spikes or chains, or maybe even some flaming decals."
--World debut of WOW's new player-versus-player Dance Battle System, which has the Horde and the Alliance groups facing off in Dance Dance Revolution-style showdowns.(Cue Blood Elf jazz hands.)
;)
--Microsoft touted the latest Guitar Hero parody, the Xbox 360 "exclusive" Alpine Legend, complete with Alpine Horn peripheral and yodel karaoke track.
--THQ debuted a new Office-like featurette about the development of a new Red Faction: Guerilla weapon, the Ostrich Hammer:
--Konami issued a ludicrously fake trailer for the next Metal Gear Solid game, which will feature an unexpected protagonist. (Hint: "Ancient Snake" isn't too far off the mark.)
--Bethesda Softworks poked fun at itself by doubling the price of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion's much-maligned horse armor DLC to MSP400 ($5) on Xbox Live. All other Oblivion XBLM content is indeed half off for the next week--seriously
;)
--id Software playfully teased its new browser-based massively multiplayer online first-person shooter, World of Quake Live.
--In a YouTube video and a half-convincing press release, Polish develop CD Projekt Red announced the new, completely nonexistent The Witcher: Mysterious Secrets for "all current-gen, next-gen and gen-after-next-gen handheld systems and is scheduled for release between Tuesday and Friday 2010."
;)
--When performing body tests today, Wii Fit pretends to not function for a brief few seconds. Then, in a chirpy and cheery voice, it tells you "you're overweight" with complete earnestness.
--Nerd merchandise emporium ThinkGeek posted its latest high-tech wearable, the $99.99 blue and orange Portal shirts. (Must be bought in pairs to function.)
;)
--Capcom joked that its graphically intense forthcoming shooter Dark Void has gone in a new direction--it's "going totally 8-bit!" The game's new cover art also goes for a retro feel, including being preworn around the edges.
--GameStop touted the ventriloquist title called My Wii Buddy with bonus tuxedo T-shirts.
;)
--Developer Ready at Dawn used another YouTube video to unveil a new mode in God of War: Chains of Olympus. Called "Cube of War," it lets gamers play as the companion cube from the game Portal.
--Halo 3 developer Bungie Studios announced the fictional Bungie Ultimate Ninja Gaming League Extreme, which "is poised to become the first and only professional gaming league that forces players to wield the true skill-based weapon." That weapon? The Spiker--the only weapon that players can use, period. A multimillion-dollar championship is to be held in Dubai later this year.
214 Comments
Content you might like…
-
Human remains found on Tom Nook's pig farm
APRIL FOOL'S DAY: Authorities believe bones, torn clothes strewn around property of loan shark raccoon belonged to dozens of rival moneylenders.
- Apr 1, 2009
Users who looked at this article also looked at these content items.
Hot Stories
Newsmakers
-
Tekken 6 Interview: Katsuhiro Harada
The father of the fighting franchise's discusses the new characters and mechanics, development difficulties, downloadable content plans, and the series' evolution. Full Story
- Posted Nov 2, 2009 7:47 pm PT
-
BioShock 2 Interview: Two Characters
Creative director Jordan Thomas discusses two non-player characters from the upcoming BioShock 2. Full Story
- Posted Nov 2, 2009 2:43 pm PT
Featured Stories
-
Activision Blizzard posts $15 million profit, revenue up $23 million
World's top publisher turns small profit on $703 million in sales; $4.05 billion 2009 outlook maintained despite concerns about holiday consumer spending. Full Story
- Posted Nov 5, 2009 2:08 pm PT
- 134 Comments
-
International game sales down 6% over Q3
Aggregated chart data shows US, UK, and Japanese markets all shrinking; Dragon Quest IX, Wii Sports Resort, Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver, Madden NFL, and Halo 3: ODST top sellers. Full Story
- Posted Nov 5, 2009 11:22 am PT
- 39 Comments
-
Sony sued over PS3 firmware update problems
Owners of bricked systems file suit on behalf of everyone who downloaded system update 3.0 or 3.01; demand unspecified damages. Full Story
- Posted Nov 4, 2009 5:29 pm PT
- 679 Comments
-
Venezuela to jail violent-game merchants
National Assembly of Hugo Chavez-led country signs off on bill that would see purveyors of "war" games and toys face up to five years in prison. Full Story
- Posted Nov 5, 2009 3:13 pm PT
- 444 Comments
-
Konami six-month profit falls 81.3%
Konami's MGS4-less fiscal half-year creates substantial shortfall, as net income slips to $24 million on revenues of $1.26 billion. Full Story
- Posted Nov 5, 2009 10:32 am PT
- 71 Comments
Submit News
Related Game
- Microsoft Game Studios
- Lionhead Studios
- Action Role-Playing
- Release: Oct 21, 2008 »
- ESRB: Mature
Related Games
- Dragon Age: Origins
- World of Warcraft
- Ultimate Alliance 2
- Halo 3: ODST
- Halo 3
- Metal Gear Solid 4
- Fable II
- Diablo III
- Resident Evil 5
- Red Faction: Guerrilla
- BioShock 2
- Starcraft II: WoL
- Dark Void
- God of War: Olympus
- BioShock
- The Witcher
- WOW: Wrath of Lich King
- Animal Crossing
- Resident Evil 4
- Animal Crossing WW
- Resident Evil 4
- Wii Fit
- The Witcher Enhanced
- The Orange Box
- WOW: Burning Crusade
- Portal
- Metal Gear Solid 3
- Animal Crossing
- Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
- MGS3: Subsistence
- Starcraft II: LotV
- Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
- Starcraft II: HoS
- MGS2: Substance
- WOW: Battle Chest
- Aliens: Colonial Marines
- Starcraft II: WoL
- The Witcher: Rise of the
- The Witcher: Rise of the
- Quake Live
- Fable II Pub Games
- Alien RPG
- Alien RPG
- Alien RPG
- Witcher: Crimson Trail
Recent News
-
Shippin' Out Nov.8-14: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Activision shooter dominates busy holiday release week; new Dragon Ball, Pro Evo Soccer games also set for launch.
CharlieFubar posted Apr 2, 2009 9:57 pm PT (does not meet display criteria. sign in to show)