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The cure for my insomnia.

Time to throw away your Ambien, Lunesta, Restoril, Melatonin, Sonata, or whatever else you may have taken in the past. If you are looking for something to get you to sleep, look no further. Throw those pills out the window and let the street cleaner take you to see the Sandman. Works every time. Just don't forget to bring a pillow to your PC or flip your laptop down before you say hello to sweet dreams. And no need to worry, only after a few weeks of playing do those annoying nightmares will go away of running down innocent pedestrians and being blasted a mile in the air by an incoming van.
Every cent I put into this game has been paid back in full in money saved not having to see the sleep doctor or the neurologist in order to try yet another medication. I can play games like Witcher2 and Black Ops and not have to worry about how to wind down afterwards. This game will be flying off the shelves once people find out about this.

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