Here I question the wisdom of photorealistic football graphics and "realistic" gameplay

User Rating: 6.9 | NCAA Football 07 X360
If football is a metaphor for war, NCAA 07 for the Xbox 360 is a metaphor for football. Let us refine this syllogism. Do you remember the last game of American Football you watched on television? Let us specify further, as many of us watch games in noisy bars - do you remember the last game of American Football you HEARD on television or radio? Invariably, the play-by-play and color guys frequently invoked the images and symbols of armed conflict - coaches are "generals," linemen "struggle" in the "trenches," quarterbacks "hit their targets" with "pinpoint accuracy," linemen "crush" running backs with "brutal tackles." It's not just the announcers, of course. The players are just as steeped in the vocabularies and cadences of military conflict: Kellen Winslow Jr. infamously declared himself "a [bleeping] soldier!" while attending University of Miami (or "the U") a college many people mistakenly believe is a state penitentiary. Better, less annoying players express the same sentiment in more articulate, less terrifying ways. Recently, with the esprit de corps of a veteran platoon, Ricky Manning Jr. and a handful of UCLA players attacked some dude with a laptop at a Denny's. This group of players - a "band of brothers," if you will - brutally pummeled this guy because they believed he engaged in "nerd activities" that greatly offended their code of honor. Or something like that. The whole incident was pretty surreal. But I am not trying to scare you away from NCAA '07 by suggesting that Ricky Manning Jr. will hunt you down and pummel you for playing games - although you never know. I'm trying to make a point. Athletic competition has always been linked with military conflict, from the Athenian Olympics to Celebrity Fit Club - where the physical trainer is himself a former drill sergeant. The best soldiers on the battlefield usually possess the same skills as the best football players: raw athletic ability, a knack for making quick decisions, loyalty to comrades, respect for the chain of command, and a quixotic sense of honor and duty. Men of this sort would be superfluous, even dangerous, during the brief period of unipolar American supremacy if it were not for the glories of the gridiron - which are now, ironically, substantially greater than the glories available to them on the battlefield. This is the important thing to realize: football is an abstraction of war. Which makes NCAA 07 an abstraction of an abstraction. Creative people would use this opportunity to explore the inherent tension in any videogame of a real sport; look to Japan, where the best-selling baseball simulations star a race of obese, deformed men with gigantic heads. And these are licensed games, too: imagine an American basketball game, licensed by the NBA, in which LeBron James looked like a generic Bobblehead Doll all the time. You get the idea. EA Sports is working in the opposite direction, valiantly striving towards photorealistic players and flawless recreations of all the Division I football stadiums in the country. They are striving to develop a perfectly accurate physics engine. They are striving to re-create every aspect, from recruiting to discipline to realistic practice, that a college head coach must deal with every week. They haven't stopped to wonder if this is actually a good idea. Now, don't get me wrong, there should be realistic football games on the market - games that both look and feel like real football games, if only to satisfy the onanistic joy of telling real people how to play the real game. EA Sports, in my opinion, isn't the company to do it, simply because the conventions and rules of the Madden gaming experience have become so entrenched that change seems heretical (see the backlash the "realistic" passing cone generated in Madden '06). But, while we are nearing a time when every EA football player will look EXACTLY like the real deal, we're stuck in the Uncanny Valley with this edition.

What is the Uncanny Valley? To give you an idea of what I mean, let me tell you a story about Sensible Soccer. There is a series of soccer games popular in Britain called Sensible Soccer. In one of the earlier games in the series, a collection of pixels meant to represent a famous black footballer appeared more like a white midget with a grotesquely large ginger colored afro. That is comedy. If this same gaffe were to happen today, it would be tragic.

Although EA does at least get the race correct for all the college football stars, and in some cases went to considerable effort to make the in-game models appear just like the real players, the result is just as outlandish as the old Sensible Soccer scenario. Each player has a detailed face and a few different expressions, but none of the faces look natural. A sacked quarterback looks almost exactly like a frowning clown. Cornerbacks follow the arc of a pass with the cold, lifeless eyes of a shark. No one quite moves their jaw. We are getting close enough to photorealistic graphics that the unrealistic flaws actually make this game look WORSE than the PS2/Xbox versions. The inconsistency of the frame rate doesn't help matters any. The game plays pretty much exactly like last year's Xbox game, although the button mapping has changed significantly (resulting in numerous unintended juke moves, in my experience). That is to say, if you like the quasi-sim arcade game that Madden has become, you'll enjoy playing this game. The passing game still doesn't feel right, and running still feels too easy to me, even when facing 8 defenders in the box. Screen passing seems more effective than last year. The kick meter has adopted the Tiger Woods analog golf swing approach, and works fine. Jumping offsides is easier than ever, thanks to a "jump snap" button. The audible system has been overhauled, for the better. The "stadium pulse" has been replaced with a "momentum" bar, an awkward and heavy-handed way to introduce "old man mo" into the game. Spending the ten extra dollars for the Xbox 360 version gives you an opportunity to complain to your friends about all the missing features, including create-a-school, career mode, et al. A friend of mine is very talented at NCAA 06 without knowing the first thing about football. He couldn't tell you what an inside handoff is. He couldn't tell you the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3 defensive set. But he has played so many snaps over the years, selected so many plays, that he just "knows" which ones will work. - not by name or formation, but simply by the number of buttons he has to press to select them. He likes to make fictional teams with names like the America's Next Top Model Community College Poor Sports and beat up on the graduate schools that rejected him. He doesn't pretend that any of these NCAA football games re-create the actual game of college football with any accuracy, and he is happier because of it. When we played our first game of NCAA 07, he was furious the layout of the playbook had been changed. "You gotta know something about football to play this," he said. After a half of play, he had gotten his bearings and came roaring back. The final score was a close one. He won. "So let's make a school," he said. "Can't. Feature isn't in there." I said. "Can we return this and get the Xbox one?" This is just so depressing. We now have what are essentially supercomputers lying on our living room carpets, and EA Sports cannot think of anything better to do with all this power. The things I hate about all the Madden engine games from the PS2 onward feel like they've entered into the hallowed canon of great game design. I think that, with a few minor tweaks to the player models, EA could rename the game "Inertia Truck Football War" and no one would be the wiser. The (wonderful) Temco Bowl for the NES is closer to NCAA 07 than NCAA 07 is to accurately recreating the experience of watching (or playing in) a real college football game. But there isn't anything wrong with abstraction. At least there isn't anything inherently wrong with abstraction. I would rather have the abstraction of football to tide my thirst for violence than the cold reality of war. But don't pretend football and war are the same thing - and don't pretend NCAA 07 and a real college football game are the same thing.