If you can look past the surface you'll definitely find something.
1. Cool/Badass looking lead character. [1]
(Doesn't have to be good looking. E.g. Kratos, Marcus Fenix etc)
2. Fun gameplay. [1]
(Feel strong, suspense filled and action packed regardless of difficulty)
3. A lot of weapons/upgradable weapons if there aren't new ones. [1]
4. Graphics on par with or better than Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. [X]
(Doesn't mean this is the best looking game, it's only a threshold
to compare with)
5. Over the top sound effects. [1]
(I want guns to sound loud or weapon swings that sound devastating)
6. Humor. [X]
(Games have to be funny at times, I don't like stuff to be too
serious)
7. Light puzzle solving. [1]
(Moderate ones are okay, I don't want my brain to melt)
8. Platforming in gameplay. [0.5]
9. Reasonable gametime. [1]
(>8 hours of gameplay excluding cutscenes)
10.Blood and Gore. [1]
(I want melee weapons to crush, decapitate enemies and guns that blow heads off with blood splattering)
Total: 7.5/10