Motorbike is NOT a joke, and EVERY Playstation 3 owner should own this masterpiece.
The list of positives is virtually endless. The framerate is as smooth as porn star's ass, and the physics, don't get me started on the physics. Take the game with the best physics you know of, and multiply it by 1000. That number, maybe, just maybe describes how freaking awesome the physics are. Traversing your motorbike is an absolute blast. Overcoming obstacles is such a joy. In fact, I've already had to change my pants approximately 10 times from being so overjoyed by this game, give or take.
While the gameplay is satisfyingly pants-creaming on its own, it's the track design that will really tickle your pickle. Each level is masterfully constructed and undoubtedly joyful to play. Combined with the excellent physics, no game comes even close to being as fun and immersive as this one. None of Motorbike's 80 courses will fail to impress even the most bitter of gamers. Furthermore, the splendid use of checkpoints make it so frustration is downright impossible with this game. Even the most angry of persons won't spout one curse word whilst playing this remarkable gem.
Just when you thought the single player was a ridiculous amount of fun on its own, co-op makes its appearance. Motorbike's co-op makes Borderlands 2 feel like a sloppy hand job from a transvestite hooker. It's that damn good. The camera wonderfully captures you and your buddy's experience perfectly. The execution for this portion of the game is just as perfect as the single player's, and it's by far the best co-op game you will ever play in your entire life.
In conclusion, Motorbike not only makes the Playstation 3's highest rated exclusives look literally worse than Hitler, but every single game out there as well. The only downside is the fact that the enjoyment experienced whilst playing may be too intense for some. I hear there's been a few deaths reported because people were so overjoyed from playing this game. Even the most joyful things in life pale in comparison to playing this game. An orgy with the world's ten hottest women is like getting a pole shoved up your rectum in comparison to Motorbike. Seriously, this game will make the best day of your life seem like getting shat on by 100 hundred elephants. At $15, baKno Games (A.K.A the next Naughty Dog) is practically giving this game away. If you don't buy this game for your PS3, you might as smash your own head in with your console. Your PS3 will have a massive orgasm the second you start playing Motorbike; and, needless to say, so will you.