I cried of anger.

User Rating: 7 | Mortal Kombat: Shinken Kourin Densetsu GG
I really did. it was a very hard game. I think that mk2 is a lot better. this game is just to hard. i cant even beat it. but at least it has johnny cage. as i said in my mk2 review my favorite part about johnny cage is that he can punch people in the nuts. I think it is very funny when u can here the little gonads crack! but there is a bad side to this. the only character who holds his groin funny when they are cracking and crunching as he feels them is raiden... the thunder god! he screams to the top of his longs as his balls are being filled with lighting that are electrocuting them and making them snap into bits from the one and only Johnny Cage!!!!! and sub zero is bad in this because it is not the sub zero we know and love! no no its noob saibot! the first and evil sub zero. who is sub zeros brother. so when he gets punched in the balls (i dont feel bad for him but i do feel bad for the good sub zero because he is quite friendly) his dick starts to freeze and break in half. When Scorpion gets in in the balls (sub zero aka noob and scorpion hold there berries the same way) they set on fire so he obviously screams. When Kano gets punched in his sperm carrier he just falls to the ground in pain. When lui kang gets hit in that area... well he has a small dick so it falls off. When johnny cage well he punches the people in the balls so does that make sence! no it does not. and sonya doesnt have any thing down there so you know. any way thanx for reading fellas!