MHTri Frequently Asked Questions (look here before you ask something)

evilmonkeyt42 posted...
profroches_alt posted...
evilmonkeyt42 posted...
profroches_alt posted...
After 1,000 or so hours of lancing, switching to the hammer isn't going that smoothly.

I'm making enough neckhits in MHFU to make me sick to my stomach.

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Hey, I farmed Blos last night. Guess how many times I carted!

(Hint: I'm better than you at this game)

Hey, I farmed Blos last night. Guess how many times I hit it properly!

(Hint: I'm better than you at this game)

With your bowgun? Lolno, you were usually halfway across the zone. And I distinctly remember you aiming at the legs. Since you were hitting me, and all.
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I'm not a wizard or anything. I mean, I own a robe and a wizard hat, but for entirely different reasons.
--profroche

evilmonkeyt42 posted...
Your only example is a probably non-existent, non-serious run of Diablos using a HBG.
At least I don't all-around fail at hammer. Neckhits? Seriously?


Every hammer user makes neckhits, it happens. You were just displaying general incompetence.

And was it non-existent, or non-serious?

I'm not even trolling you. Of all the "name" GameFAQ players I played with, you were the worst.

Sorry.
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I'm not a wizard or anything. I mean, I own a robe and a wizard hat, but for entirely different reasons.
--profroche

Yeah, hitting the neck with a superpound happens because I made a slight error in my positioning, because I'm learning a new weapon, against a combination of new monsters, and monsters who act differently than they did the last time I saw them, with different hitboxes then I'm used it. This results in me missing out on KO, and lowered damage in some cases (And increased in others). I also realize I'm making mistakes, and I'm working to correct them.

When you shoot Blos' legs from halfway across the zone and then cart twice with the weapon you've mained in the game you've been playing for hundreds of hours, it's because you're terrible. This results in quests being failed. And you don't see anything wrong with that.
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I'm not a wizard or anything. I mean, I own a robe and a wizard hat, but for entirely different reasons.
--profroche

Haha, wait wait wait, so you use LBGs and cart that much?

That's awesome.

I was assuming it was a HBG you were using, because I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. I assumed you had some idea of how to gun properly, at least. I see you don't deserve even that much credit.
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I'm not a wizard or anything. I mean, I own a robe and a wizard hat, but for entirely different reasons.
--profroche

evilmonkeyt42 posted...
Edit: End of discussion. I've lost this argument miserably. For like the 4th time. I've pointed out some incorrect assumption on your part (One that actually goes to prove how bad I am, because lolightbowguns) and now I'm going to run away madly, pretending like that actually means anything, because like you'd even pay attention to what type of bowgun I was using. Of course, I've played with a bunch of the people on this board. If I wasn't terrible, isn't it kind of odd that no one's disagreed with prof yet?


Ok, bye.
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I'm not a wizard or anything. I mean, I own a robe and a wizard hat, but for entirely different reasons.
--profroche