Are you going to bark all day little doggy?
Wraith5447 wrote this review on .
First off you go through a painfully dull tutorial of the game mechanics. The voice acting is painfully bad, especially Mr. Pink(Steve Buscemi) Whoever did the voiceovers for him should be shot in the throat so he can never speak again. But I digress on with the horror show er the game. The first level is fun enough. Depending on which way you escape the diamond store impacts on your criminal style. Go nuts and light everyone you see up and you'll be taking the path to being a Psychopath. Use hostages and squeak by without firing a shot and you'll be moving towards being a professional. Now here's the downside. Every single level is a rehash of the one before it. You make it through one level with Mr. White, guess what? Now you get to go through the SAME EXACT LEVEL as Mr. Pink. To break up the horrid monotony the producers of the game felt the need to put in a disgustingly pathetic driving engine into the game.
Handling is terrible. Sense of speed is terrible. Collisions are terrible. I literally hit the speed boost and just plowed through five cars in front of me without damaging my car. The storyline remains roughly the same. And once you're done with the horrid driving missions you get to return to the cookie cutter missions on foot. If you're a fan of the movie, do yourself a favor and watch it. Do not go out and make the same mistake I did by buying this trainwreck of a game. Better yet if you are thinking about buying this game go and shove a few steel splinters under your fingernails, and you will know what the gameplay experience is like.
Avoid this game.