After years of jumping on the heads of enemies, I think Mario accidentally bonked the director of the game on accident.
User Rating: 1.1 | Mario Is Missing! NES
I personally love Mario. He was the first true hero in all of gaming. After years of jumping on Goombas and Koopas, I think Mario accidentally bonked the director on the head to where he actually said "Let's make a game with no good quality where the player solves mysteries!" First off, WHAT!? Mysteries are for Silent Hill, not Mario. Also, Luigi starred in his first game with this one, but unfortunately, he ended up in the biggest insult to Mario ever! You walk around poorly done levels, can get really boring after about 5 minutes, and talking to people and delivering valuable artifacts back and forth make this game feel like a delivery boy tutorial than a Mario game. Also, the music is just horrible. I know it's a Nintendo game but it can really bug you when you hear it over and over and over and over again. Then, you actually find a popular enemy, koopas, but they are normal people walking around minding their own business. The only thing this game actually provides that is decent is the boss fights at the end of each level, but the bosses can get taken down in less than 12 seconds, so that pleasure ends awfully fast. Anyway, let's talk about something else, since even the game's review has made me bored. So how's your life? Good? How's your mom doing? So what are you into?
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