Actually it proves we're different. There's no way I could have typed up my post. Posted it. Logged out. Logged in on my Alt, typed up another post and posted it in the under 1 minute we posted from each other. Nice try.
Uh, yes there is? What's next, you're gonna say there's no way a Fizz can kill you in 0.00 seconds? Come on.
Besides, now you've even called him your alt. The proof is in the pudding.
The time is out of joint. O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right!