Okay, I've been playing video games since I was 3 years old. Blades of Steel on the NES if you'd like to know. I've seen my fair share of stinkers, and heck, some parts of those stinker's I've really enjoyed. But I must apologize to Groove games for having to say this: "This game is not even worthing **** on!" And I mean that as respectfully as I can. I know your supposed to get into the basement and what-not, and that punching the zombie isn't going to kill it... blah blah blah. But thats B.S.!!! I was punching him in the head. Heck, I was kicking him while he was down too. I ran so many laps through that first level, you'd think the Zombie's legs would rot off. Nope. Though when I punched him, the Zombie did fall through the floor and bounce up like a rubber ducky held underwater. Albeit quite neat, what the hell is that doing in this game? I think Alex was being far too nice with this one. 2.1, ya, way too nice. It loses 1 whole point for taking a great premise for a game, pulling down their pants, and laying the worst load of enchilada-induced feco-splatter ever imaginable.
The karma physics engine... a decent physics engine, has no need in a game where you can punch a Zombie in the face, and kick him while he's down, until the cows come home. Sure, I could pass the level, and get a gun, but, that first punch made me want to quit that game entirely, but, being the open-minded person I am, I went back, and... no, I'm done. Screw this game. I don't know whose in that Brainbox their speaking off, but it sure seems a Zombie 80's B-Movie amount of braincells to me.
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