Even if this game has the cure for cancer. You shouldn't even look at this broken, rushed mess.

User Rating: 1 | Jumper: Griffin's Story X360
Jumper: Griffin's Story, is the (Horrifyingly Awful) Movie cash-in on the mediocre, Hayden Christensen film. But this just isn't your regular Movie Cash-In, But it's the worst game I ever played!

Now, Jumper: Griffin's story is about Griffin, The Anti-Hero of the movie and his quest to Kill Paladins, preferably the one's who killed his Parents. But Griffin's Story (Pun Intended?) is so confusing, due to comic book-esque cutscenes that no one does, or should care about, which is a shame since Griffin was a cool character in the movie, they get Jamie Bell, to do the voice of Griffin, but even with Bell as a VO member. The story will confuse you to the point of not even bothering with the game.

Now that's another issue, the Voice Acting. The Voice Acting is terribly awful due to one thing. The Sam Jackson sound-alike. Now usually, sound-alike do a decent job to representing the actor/actress their supposed to Represent. But when it came to the Bub who did Sam Jackson's character Rowland, It's just sounded like a simulation, if Sam Jackson never yelled, or was White. Now the rest of the voice actor's don't do that much better, mainly since the character's are uninteresting, or only appear once, due to the absurd length (I'll get to that later). But Jamie Bell did a great Performance, as Griffin. Really that's the saving grace of the VO.

Now the Graphics. The Graphics are the True Example of Rushing a game. Jumper has some horrifyingly awful Textures, reminiscent of a PSP game, and just make you wanna cry, since you spent of $399, and still seeing Terrible Graphics like this. Griffin looks like a Midget, and moves like a Hunchback, with a boot up his Rear. The animation's also Probably run at 5-10 Frames, really due to this game's,Beyond Garbage Framerate which can bog down with only Four character's on-screen. The game takes Griffin to some Terribly Ugly locales such as ,Rome, Some sort of Alps in Asia, Some Tokyo Lab, Egypt, Some Freighter, and Egypt Again! Now when I said "Egypt" twice, that wasn't a Typo, but a fact, and There both exactly the same textures. Unacceptable. Before I forget, the last forgettable Locale is some Chinese Temple. Wow!

Last but Least, Gameplay. Jumper is nothing, but a Button Mashing, Beat-Em up, with this dumb twist, making it different. Now, you only have Four attacks (One per button), and the enemy has this ring around them, early on in the game, the enemy never blocks (At least the first level), only allowing you to do regular attacks, combo (Which Suck), or hit there green area. Now hitting the green area will cause Griffin's power meter to rise, when that happens, Griffin can lay the Smackdown, with some Dwayne Johnson-esque, finishing move. Hitting the red area, will cause the enemy to block your attack. Not Cool. Griffin also has Executions called "Drop Points". These "Drop Points" Let, Griffin to take some random Paladin, and drop him/her in a deadly zone, from a crushing car, to the arctic next to a killer bear.Gnarly Dude!

The Length for Jumper is UNACCEPTABLE (Sorry for Caps). The game takes from around 1 Hour and 30 minutes to 2 hours. Plus, you can get 500 Gamescore within Ten Minutes.

Even if you have a massive point addiction, or this game has the cure for Cancer. I recommend you avoid Jumper at all cost. And if you own it, or rented it. Burn it! and tell the employee at Blockbuster, that the game was possessed by Satan, they'll believe you.

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